All gear, no idea 

This is when you see people (mainly middle aged men) walking around an amateur golf range with all the equipment that has probably set them back a small fortune, however, they havent even played before and completely useless, yet they have still spent all that money.

Rob: Oi Dave, see that retard smash it into the bunker?
Dave: Yeah, guess hes another All gear, no idea hero....

All gear, no idea by BrownusBearus July 25, 2010

All the gear no idea 

When someone has all the equipment but are acc shit. Typically used for people playing sports

Barry turns up to play tennis with a newly strung Wilson's racket (sheep string ) with nike shoes but still shanks the ball

John ' all the gear no idea mate '

All the gear no idea by anonymous December 30, 2020

all the gear, no idea 

When someone is operating an piece of machinery or a vehicle, usually expensive, with no idea what they're doing.

"That kid just destroyed his clutch trying to do a burnout. All the gear with no idea."
"Look, now he has the hood up taking things apart. Should we tell him the clutch isn't in the engine?"
"......no."

"My brother just spent over eighty grand on a sailboat."
"Has he ever sailed?"
"He went canoeing when he was 10. Once. He flipped the canoe."
"All the gear, no idea"

idiot

all the gear, no idea by BNox June 15, 2016

All The Gear, No Idea 

This is where someone has all the gear and absolutely no idea. Jeff Lightfoot has absolutely all the fishing gear, however he hasn’t a clue, his wife is also whore

Being defined as “ Jeff Lightfoot has all the gear, no idea for fishing, however no idea as he never catches, his wife is hot

All The Gear, No Idea by Jeff Lightfoot April 15, 2024