Algona 

an insignificant speck of microscopic dust on the map. This is why you can't find it. In winter, it looks like Sleepy Hollow, and is frequently thought to be impossible to navigate by people. Most mistake it for Auburn; however, this "city" (as it could qualify for a village) just got it's very own sign! In this "city" there is one store, a bar, two "parks", town hall and a coffee stand. Oh, and let's not forget the insanely long bike trail to who knows where. All in all this town is nothing special, but if you have the "pleasure" of living here: don't make even the littlest infraction against the law. The cops here are very bored and won't hesitate to stop and say "hello". Citizens of this settlement are very ferocious and will defend the signifcance of this town, no matter how right you may be; don't be fooled by their initial antispirited attitude.

an example of Algona is anywhere you suspect to be the middle of nowhere, or frequently get lost in, despite exhibiting obvious traits of civilization.

Algona by insignificant citizens January 2, 2011

Algonquian Handshake 

A term used in international politics, often by western diplomats, to threaten the use of Tomahawk missiles as a response to an adversary.

If Bashar Al-Assad uses chemical weapons against civilians again, we'll give him another big ole Algonquian handshake.

Algonquian Handshake by The Independent Diplomat April 13, 2017

Algonac Special

Having sex on top of a picnic table covered by fish flies, their wings tickle your butt in the midst of love making.

Catherine and Steve were at Snoopy's and decided to sneak away to try out an ol' Algonac Special.

Algonac Special by Rashonda Ventures September 4, 2011

Algonquin Slow Cooker 

Another name for a food barrel, an animal-proof container used by people who go camping deep into the woods for days at a time. During hot weather it can render some perishable food items malodorous with a nasty shade of blueish-green.

Upon reaching the campsite on Day 5, Eric didn't mind digging deep into the algonquin slow cooker to get an opened pack of hot dogs buried at the bottom.

Algonquin Slow Cooker by Raul (comes out at night) January 12, 2012

Algonquin stink bomb 

After sex in Illinois the person doing an Algonquin stink bomb will rip ass

Ew porker totally let out an Algonquin stink bomb

Algonquin stink bomb by Algonquinsc February 10, 2023

Alona 

Alona is someone who is smart and loves kid. She is also one of the best friends you can have. But if you anger her she will rage.

“I angered Alona and she went crazy.”

Alona by turtles34 November 26, 2017

Alyona

Sexy, beautiful, smart, intelligent, one of a kind. All men drool after her, she is exotic and dominating and knows what she wants. She kisses like an angel but sins like the devil.

Get yourself an alyona

Alyona by Lolledd September 14, 2019