Alona is someone who is smart and loves kid. She is also one of the best friends you can have. But if you anger her she will rage.
by turtles34 November 25, 2017
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
An Alona is the greatest being alive. She treasures her friends and seems to know everyone. Beware though, if you anger an Alona, her revenge will be swift and merciless. She likes kids shows such as Sailor Moon, and is very huggable. If you become friends with an Alona, you've made a friend for life.
by FreddyBenfreibson July 18, 2013
Alona is a friendly but dont get on her bad side or it will be bad for you she is beautiful kind nice sweet and loving some times she is the bestist of friends i love my bestie
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by lona_fella_girl June 04, 2019
by alona April 18, 2008
(1) A common name both in Slavic regions (Ukraine, Russia and others) and in Israel. Its popularity in Israel probably stems from Israel's high population of Russian/ Ukrainian immigrants.
-- Originally a Greek name (derived from the name Ἑλένη – Helénē).
Can also be loosely translated from a Hebrew word 'Alon' referring to the oak tree.
Translation: Oak(a)
(2) A name of a mountain in Greece.
-- Originally a Greek name (derived from the name Ἑλένη – Helénē).
Can also be loosely translated from a Hebrew word 'Alon' referring to the oak tree.
Translation: Oak(a)
(2) A name of a mountain in Greece.
Man: "Yo, beautiful what's your name?"
Alona: "It's Alona."
Man: "That's what I do when I go to the bank!"
Alona: *face palm*
Man2: "Alona, I named a mountain in Greece for you!"
Alona: "You're still not getting laid."
Alona: "It's Alona."
Man: "That's what I do when I go to the bank!"
Alona: *face palm*
Man2: "Alona, I named a mountain in Greece for you!"
Alona: "You're still not getting laid."
by RJester June 30, 2010
by dylanedallthetime March 03, 2007
Apr 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

