A term currently used to denote sarcasm and invalidates the associated sentence, premise or conclusion. The word "alasas" feeds on the associated sentence, the stronger and more definitive (minimal logical guarding) the associate sentence, the more it is refuted overall. Kinda like Newton's third law of physics.

It is also commonly used to demonstrate very low expectations in a certain person.

From the root in slang Chaldean/ Assyrian Aramaic and in slang Iraqi Arabic, meaning "ala-asas" =

exact definition "based on the foundation of"

"Ala" = depending on/ on top of
"Asas" = foundation

Currently is used to mean "as if" in a sarcastic fashion.

Sometimes the term alasas.com is used interchangeably to denote a database of lack of expectation.

Terrence will definitely win by "Knock Out" in a boxing match with his roommate. Alasas

Or

Alasas; Terrence will win by Knock out in a boxing match with his roommate.

Meaning :

I highly doubt Terrence will win by KO in a boxing match with his roommate.

Example 2:
Kevro promised I will have my money tomorrow for sure, Alasas.

Meaning: I will never get my money..

Alasas by Sparty311 May 4, 2013

Related Words

Alfasa • alfasani • Allasane • alasas • Alfaisal • alfasexual • allasandra • alasan • alasana • alasandra

Alyasa

A sweet, cute and handsome boy.He is usually the one who always gets the girls. He is funny as well. He can be tough to handle if you are in his bad side.

Alyasa gets all the girls

Alyasa by Bossman innit June 18, 2020

alfaiaz

If you find an Alfaiaz, you've found gold. They're beautiful, funny, get all the girls, loved by everyone, trustworthy, they're good at everything they do and are just straight perfect.

"Hey are you an Alfaiaz?"
" yes why"
" cos you're perfect "

alfaiaz by JackTheZipper October 13, 2013

Aleasa

The finest female you could ever lay your eyes on. A very attractive female who has a sultry gaze and an amazing figure. Caution: Extremely attractive, may cause male organ to increase in size instantly.

Damn, did you see that Aleasa? She was FINE!

Aleasa by The Big Docta B October 12, 2008

almasa

a wonderful girl,and is obsessed with 3 amazing boys.most of the time,she relates to a gangsterr.or,a baller.commenly compaired to a god-like being.jonas

wow,that girl is almasa

almasa by toray January 12, 2009

asia alfasi

killer machine. runs every big city. l.a., san fran, chigaco, you name it.

has killed over 4000 people personally. traffics 60,000 pounds of cocaine anually.

big fan of 12 gauge shotguns. will not hestitate to blow your head of if you so much as look at her the wrong way.

dangerous convict, criminal mastermind and taker of lives.

asia alfasi once killed 8 people in 2.3 seconds. needless to say, it was not a pretty sight.

asia alfasi by people who are scared June 24, 2008

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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