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A term currently used to denote sarcasm and invalidates the associated sentence, premise or conclusion. The word "alasas" feeds on the associated sentence, the stronger and more definitive (minimal logical guarding) the associate sentence, the more it is refuted overall. Kinda like Newton's third law of physics.

It is also commonly used to demonstrate very low expectations in a certain person.

From the root in slang Chaldean/ Assyrian Aramaic and in slang Iraqi Arabic, meaning "ala-asas" =

exact definition "based on the foundation of"

"Ala" = depending on/ on top of
"Asas" = foundation

Currently is used to mean "as if" in a sarcastic fashion.

Sometimes the term alasas.com is used interchangeably to denote a database of lack of expectation.
Terrence will definitely win by "Knock Out" in a boxing match with his roommate. Alasas

Or

Alasas; Terrence will win by Knock out in a boxing match with his roommate.

Meaning :

I highly doubt Terrence will win by KO in a boxing match with his roommate.

Example 2:
Kevro promised I will have my money tomorrow for sure, Alasas.

Meaning: I will never get my money..
Alasas by Sparty311 May 4, 2013
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A sweet, cute and handsome boy.He is usually the one who always gets the girls. He is funny as well. He can be tough to handle if you are in his bad side.
Alyasa gets all the girls
Alyasa by Bossman innit June 18, 2020
If you find an Alfaiaz, you've found gold. They're beautiful, funny, get all the girls, loved by everyone, trustworthy, they're good at everything they do and are just straight perfect.
"Hey are you an Alfaiaz?"
" yes why"
" cos you're perfect "
alfaiaz by JackTheZipper October 13, 2013
The finest female you could ever lay your eyes on. A very attractive female who has a sultry gaze and an amazing figure. Caution: Extremely attractive, may cause male organ to increase in size instantly.
Damn, did you see that Aleasa? She was FINE!
Aleasa by The Big Docta B October 12, 2008
a wonderful girl,and is obsessed with 3 amazing boys.most of the time,she relates to a gangsterr.or,a baller.commenly compaired to a god-like being.jonas
wow,that girl is almasa
almasa by toray January 12, 2009

asia alfasi

killer machine. runs every big city. l.a., san fran, chigaco, you name it.

has killed over 4000 people personally. traffics 60,000 pounds of cocaine anually.

big fan of 12 gauge shotguns. will not hestitate to blow your head of if you so much as look at her the wrong way.

dangerous convict, criminal mastermind and taker of lives.
asia alfasi once killed 8 people in 2.3 seconds. needless to say, it was not a pretty sight.