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Alex Halloumi 

small and flighty, wanting love but never getting it and always looking for the help of his friends. under the strain of life an Alex Halloumi stands strong and can face almost anything, but if a girl comes in then he'll be out in a flash. he also likes to watch people called Jaspal.
Girl 1: wow where did that Alex Halloumi go?
Girl 2: i thought he was just here.
Girl 1: well lets go find him!
Alex Halloumi: lets a mi-go-a-go-go.

Alex The Hallam 

he comes from India, he loves the attention from girls, and he knows how to party. the Title of 'The Hallam' is rarely given to anyone outside of England and once you have it, it sticks. Alex is the one with the Title at the minute but he is being hunted by the FBI as he has stolen as much gold as he could from the American embassy. The title comes from the queen of France before she was beheaded. The Title of 'The Hallam' was then passed down from generation to generation until it was given to an outsider called James V. when he died he passed it to the duke of Germans who passed it to Alex Haloumi.
This is no inside joke, look it up on Wikipedia to find out more about the Title of 'The Hallam'
Alex ran from the FBI, they where coming fast.
Clutching to the power of his title he ran into the house next to him.
in the house he yelled 'I am The Hallam!'.

they hid him from the FBI and he escaped for a new day.
that is what the Alex The Hallam can do.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008