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A smoking hot person that is also very kinky and is always bricked up.
Woah, that chick is so Alesca!
Alesca by deaddianne69 March 25, 2022
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How do I define Alesca? Well, Alesca is interesting. She somehow manages to capture your attention quickly. While being small in size she's big in personality you could say. Sometimes she is crazy, horny, energetic, humorous, and definitely bold. Then there are times when she is soft, caring, considerate, and compassionate. If you find yourself an Alesca, keep her close cause she'll always brighten your day.
"Don't do anything dumb Alesca."
Alesca by SxmplyMe March 25, 2022
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Alessandra 

Alessandra is a female given name of Greek origin, meaning defender of men. She is the most beautiful, smart girl you will ever meet. She is often tall and cutewith brown hair and dark dreamy eyes. She has a great sense of humor and you can trust her with the deepest of your secrets. If you have an Alessandra let her know how you feel and never let her go. Alessandra, although she may not seem like it, is often a natural leader but is not overly competitive so will ensure that everyone around her is happy. She usually appears like a strong, confident person but in reality, she can be a sensitive ambivert. She is always her own worst critic which makes her a perfectionist.
I think I’m in love. I’ve met an Alessandra!
Alessandra by Lílía June 5, 2018

Alessandro 

Alessandro is the nicest, kindest and most fun person you will ever meet. Alessandro is usually an Italian name and Alessandro is also very good looking and amazing at sports. They are caring people who will always find a way to cheer you up and make you laugh. If u have an Alessandro in your life make sure you never loose them!
Alessandro is the best person I have ever met!
Alessandro by ...OOF... April 27, 2019

Alessandra 

This girl is the best you will ever meet. A hot ticket in all regards.
She's so talented, an Alessandra for sure.
Alessandra by coolgirl20008989 February 7, 2018
A wonderful, beautiful, smart, and funny person all round. The greatest friend and partner to ever have. Will put others needs above their own. Like to hide their emotions sometimes but crack under pressure. Will be there for u through thick and thin. If u are lucky enough to have an Alesa in ur life never let them go.❤️
Alesa’s my slime, she’s a real one
Alesa by EpicMemesMyDude October 25, 2019

Alessandra 

She’s a very beautiful girl, she’s not just a beautiful girl she’s very sweet,nice,funny and special. She has such a good personality she thinks she’s ugly but we all know she’s not she’s perfect🥰 I wish she was miNe. She likes guys who are nice,funny, smart, cute, loyal, honest, tells her that he loves her everyday just to remind her, gives her his hoodie, she is definitely thicc and hottie. She’s an angel but can be mean sometimes but she’s still nice and funny💕💕
Boy1: damn who’s that new girl?
Girl3: i dont know but she’s hot and thick
Boy1: 🤤😏😏
Girl3: she must be an alessandra then
Alessandra by Cutiepie201 May 3, 2019
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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