is a person with a drinkingdisorder in which they force themselves to vomit after consuming large amounts of alcohol in order to continue drinking while staying thin.
An individual that combines their love of alcohol with their love of a good laugh, especially online.
As their alcohol intake rises they laugh harder and their comebacks become snappier until the critical point is passed and they, and their posts, go into sharp decline.
Normally, at this point, wine is spilt on to the keyboard and they flounce off to bed.
John: Wow, Cookiee is getting funnier and funnier tonight.
Sean: She's an alcoLOLic, her funniness is in direct correlation to her alcohol intake.
The precise accounting of the your drunkenness in comparison to others around you to determine that because your company is more belligerent than you, you are not really an alcoholic. Alcologic is often used to determine whether it is socially acceptable to get more retarded
Jack was two pitchers deep, but Jill was passed out with a mustachedrawn on her face, so the alcologic dictated it was time for shots
A condition in which one consumes so much alcohol that they end up vomiting it up and therefore do not gain weight (and may in fact lose weight). Furthermore, the day after a night of binge drinking, the alcolimic is unable to consume food due to nasty hangover. See alcorexia.