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AlcoLOLic
An individual that combines their love of alcohol with their love of a good laugh, especially online.
As their alcohol intake rises they laugh harder and their comebacks become snappier until the critical point is passed and they, and their posts, go into sharp decline.
Normally, at this point, wine is spilt on to the keyboard and they flounce off to bed.
As their alcohol intake rises they laugh harder and their comebacks become snappier until the critical point is passed and they, and their posts, go into sharp decline.
Normally, at this point, wine is spilt on to the keyboard and they flounce off to bed.
Related Words
Alcolimic • alcolimia • Alcomimicry • alcologic • alconomics • alcoLOLic • Alcohlimia • Alcoholimic • Alcolemia • Alcolicious
alconomics
Any mathematical or economical principles or practices directly related to the acquisition, sale or distribution of alcohol.
1.
"Hey man, that party was sick last night, but I can't figure out how we made so much cash? We only charged a few bucks at the door?"
"I don't know, talk to Jimmy, he figured it out. The guy's got a PhD in alconomics."
2.
"24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, that's alconomics for ya'."
"Hey man, that party was sick last night, but I can't figure out how we made so much cash? We only charged a few bucks at the door?"
"I don't know, talk to Jimmy, he figured it out. The guy's got a PhD in alconomics."
2.
"24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, that's alconomics for ya'."
alconomics by unoit! December 10, 2009
Alcologic
The precise accounting of the your drunkenness in comparison to others around you to determine that because your company is more belligerent than you, you are not really an alcoholic. Alcologic is often used to determine whether it is socially acceptable to get more retarded
Jack was two pitchers deep, but Jill was passed out with a mustache drawn on her face, so the alcologic dictated it was time for shots
Alcologic by DiamondDouche July 12, 2023
Alcoholimic
A person (usually a girl) who makes themselves throw up after a night of drinking in the hopes that they reduce their hangover.
Alcoholimic by Dean the Painter May 22, 2011
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
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ulzzang
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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