Alcolemia 

Condition suffered by those who force themselves to puke after binge drinking so they don't feel as bad the next day.

"I dont know how you can feel so good this morning, we drank ourselves stupid last night" "It's my Alcolemia, you laughed at me last night but whos laughing now?"

Alcolemia by KurtMac November 27, 2007

alcorexia 

Alcorexia is a syndrome where a person on diet will drink but not eat, in order to consume fewer calories. You end up at this bad result from some simple logical steps:

1) You are on diet and counting calories.
2) You are going out for drinks with friends. You've got to be social!
3) You realise that beer and wine have a lot of calories.
4) You have to decide how to avaoid going "over budget" for your calories - eat supper and drink water later, or skip supper and go drinking?
5) You decide to go drinking!
6) You drink on an empty stomach
7) Hilarity ensues. Hilarity often includes falling over or vomiting.

Alcorexia involves skipping meals to save calories, calories that are "spent" on alcohol instead.

alcorexia by CityNewt1 June 16, 2011

Alcolimic 

is a person with a drinking disorder in which they force themselves to vomit after consuming large amounts of alcohol in order to continue drinking while staying thin.

Edward made himself throw up again, I think he is becoming an Alcolimic!

Alcolimic by jeFreeman February 25, 2010

alcolimia 

A condition in which one consumes so much alcohol that they end up vomiting it up and therefore do not gain weight (and may in fact lose weight). Furthermore, the day after a night of binge drinking, the alcolimic is unable to consume food due to nasty hangover. See alcorexia.

Sorostitutes are commonly afflicted with alcolimia from Thursday evenings to Sunday mornings.

alcolimia by koalaroo May 19, 2008

alcobulemia

A condition that occurs after a night of consuming cheap booze and food until you purge.

Wendy had alcobulemia after too many schlitz malt liquors and rap snacks.

alcobulemia by bobaloo August 25, 2004

alcolimia 

A serious drinking disorder characterized by compulsive consumption of alcoholic beverages often followed by the "spins" and self-induced vomiting before a generalized malaise the following morning.

Brad: Did you see Jimmy on the bathroom floor earlier? He was drunk as an Irishman with his finger down his throat grunting like a whale in heat.

Marsha: Oh no, I heard he might be alcolimic. Alcolimia is a serious issue with today's youth.

alcolimia by fatschoonerrat January 14, 2008

alconesia

1 alcohol induced amnesia - memory loss caused by excessive drinking

2 the terrible feeling of waking up in the morning with a mouth like a mongolian wrestlers jock strap and a massed brass band marching round the inside of your head lying nest to a woman you've never met in your life with no idea how you got there

jesus - i woke up with total alconesia - i set out for my stag party and the next thing i remember was waking up with shaved balls bollock naked in a phone box with a ratchet strap round the door

alconesia by timbaz February 7, 2010