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A person portraying superior intellect by coming up with a brilliant idea while intoxicated. Alternately, a person conceiving a clever idea or plan about getting intoxicated.
Drunk Friend 1:
That is the most brilliant idea I've ever heard!

Drunk Friend 2: Me too! Peter is an amazing alcohollect.
by Simian Thunderschneck February 04, 2011
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