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Alchohomo 

A person who participates in homosexual activities only under the unfluence of alcohol.
Someone that is drunk and hooks up with the same sex, but says they are not gay when they become sober.

My friend Lisa is an Alchohomo, she's only into girls when she gets fucked up!!
Alchohomo by femmy369 June 14, 2010
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Alchopoop 

an alchopoop usually occurs the morning after a night of heavy drinking involving alchohol. it is generally watery in consistancy, of a foul and punjent odour and can cause a painfull burning sensation as it passes. however passing an alchopoop can eleviate the symptoms of a hang over
my ring is flaming after that alchopoop, i shoudl have laid off the sambucha last night

alcoholobotomy 

To drink so much alcohol that you have cognitive and personality changes.

Drinking to forget.
Man, what a crappy week, tonight I need an alcoholobotomy.
alcoholobotomy by virgil g October 18, 2006

alcohooligan 

A rowdy drunk. Someone who gets excessively loud, crazy and/or wild when drinking, especially beer.
"Calm your ass you little alcohooligan!"
alcohooligan by Jeremy Frias April 22, 2007

alcohobo 

A homeless person willing to supply minors with alcohol for money. Usually grounded to a certain city, often riding a bicycle that carries his or her belongings.
"Who's getting the drink for the party?"
"I paid that alcohobo to do it."
alcohobo by flipngo4 February 13, 2007
When you're too drunk to remember it's actually spelled "Alcohol"
Bill: "God damn, I can't remember last night. I drank so much alchohol!"
Bob: "Bill, you silly drunk. You're still drunk right now aren't you? "
Alchohol by Rag1987 June 12, 2020

Alohomora 

A fictional spell from the Harry Potter book series. It's used tu unlock doors and other stuffs which hasn't been magicly locked; The Unlocking Spell.
Hermione: "Move over! Alohomora!
Alohomora by rafarafa May 30, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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