The status you gain in response to extreme harassment and backstabbing. This may most likely include, but is not limited to. People who were once your friends calling you every name in the book for no applicable reason. ie "Failure" "Ugly" "Retard" Call your 100% real leather jacket fake. Treat you like dirt and say they were just kidding. You tell them to stop and they get upset. Then, when you finally decide to do something about it you end up the bad - guy and your pretty much removed from the group because nobody wants you there anymore.
Those Sons of bitches i wasted my life befriending stabbed me in the back so now I'm an Aloner.
An aloner phobe is someone who doesn't like to be by themselves! if there is someone around they know they do prety much anything to chill with them....if they are alone they prefer to be quick and not have people notice them...they also feel sad when alone.
An aloner is a boner you get from a lot less stimulation than you normally would. The aloner is caused by a decline in sexual activity or seeinglivenude women.
Patty broke up with me and now I get aloners looking at Seventeen magazine.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!