Verb - To albatross someone.
An act of albatrossing involves isolating a friend within a fairly close network and harassing him or her through relentless and hilarious cyber-
terrorism, using images of an albatross as the visual medium.
Phase 1: Post 20-25 images of albatrosses on their facebook wall.
Phase 2: Send a group text to your
friends encouraging them to send a series of text messages to the
target saying 'albatross' and nothing else. At no point reveal to the victim why you are doing this.
Phase 3: Send out a facebook message to all your mutual
friends, requesting that they bombard the victim with albatross related humour. This can take any form ranging from, texts, voicemails, phone calls, facebook posts (including fun facts about albatrosses), changing one's profile picture to an albatross..or even entering their home and covertly hiding photos of albatrosses around their room.
Phase
4: Sit back and enjoy the ride, as a movement it
will take on a mind of its own.
"The days of riding the walrus are over...it's
time to ride the albatross"
Ed - "the albatrossing has been relentless, today I opened my
laptop to find a magazine cut-out of an
albatross. How has the entire
world been galvanised against me"
