Albanism 

the unfortunate condition that many people suffer from in which they hail from Albania, this can cause emotional dysregulation, illogical reactions to otherwise logical/normal occurrences, bad driving and a reluctance to seek psychological or medical help.

"That poor girl, she's had Albanism her whole life"

Albanism by IJustMakeShitUp June 4, 2025

albinism 

A disorder that a person is born with, which isn't contageous. If you have it, you're born with a lack of pigment (skin and hair color) and most of the time, legal blindness. A person with albinism is commonly called an "albino" even though it is considered politically incorrect. I'm albino, and I find it fine, stupid people don't want to admit who they are.

Person:"You're whiter than that dude powder from that movie, powder!" Me:"Um, yeah, I have albinism."

albinism by Sincerity April 16, 2005

Jordan Albanis 

A kid who thinks he's a mad cunt but is not. Typically uses "G" when talking to others. example- "All good G", "Come help G". Usually thinks he is tough but is weak. Smokes a lot of illicit substances and hangs around with younger children because he has no friends his own age. Always gets bullied by people his own age. Forced to cry, else he gets beat up. Extremely dumb, cannot count, rides around on bikes and scooters as he's poor. Usually with his little eshay gang. Typically has a trash mullet and a rude head.

Stop saying "G" you are not Jordan Albanis.

Jordan Albanis by Pussyslayer300 July 19, 2020

Albinism 

An incredibly Caucasian activity, derived from the disease afflicting Albinos that makes their pigment white.

"The other day, my white neighbor Jeff offered to drive me to the Home Depot in his Pickup Truck. "
"Wow, that was a pretty big Albinism"

Albinism by Stanley Herbert November 9, 2018

allanism 

Spreading lies as fact

He said every single toilet in China was a hole in the ground! What an Allanism!

allanism by Professor Evan January 22, 2014

Albinism 

Doesn't know how to share something/beliefs without sounding retarded or pissing off someone, and can't just be quiet when he needs to be.

"Har du sett Arcane ? Det är en jätte bra serie"

"Nej, jag kommer inte heller"
"Varför inte ? Den är så bra, det är bästa serien jag har tittat på"
"Nej tack"
"ah okej du måste bara då ha dålig taste"
"Albinism"

Albinism by Dyno123 June 12, 2022

Pure albinism 

"An expression used of someone who is too involved in the details of a problem to look at the situation as a whole"

"That boy could do almost anything in life, but can't see a path to it, he suffers from pure albinism.

Pure albinism by TextBookMan June 1, 2023