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The Alabama fan's bodily reaction and experience when thinking or talking about Alabama football.

Alabama fans often enjoy sharing their alaboners.

Jeff: "Hey Gordon, I looked at a picture of Nick Saban last night and I got an alaboner."

Gordon: "How big was it?"

Jeff:"Massive!"
Gordon: "Sweet."

Ricky: "Hey Bobby let's look at pictures of Coach Bryant and share our alaboners!"
Bobby: "Awesome idea Ricky, I just bought some fatty nattys."

Alaboner by Andythebigman January 3, 2011

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Alayna

She’s literally iconic and she’s drop dead gorgeous. She’s also v nice and she’s funny. Everyone is secretly simping over her.

Person 1: Have you spoken to Alayna before?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: You should she’s the best
*everyone else in the world proceeds to agree with person 1*

Alayna by Afraid Of Myself November 11, 2020

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Alyona

Sexy, beautiful, smart, intelligent, one of a kind. All men drool after her, she is exotic and dominating and knows what she wants. She kisses like an angel but sins like the devil.

Get yourself an alyona

Alyona by Lolledd September 14, 2019

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Alayne

Most beautiful and amazing girl in the world. Has a sweet personality and is very easy to get to know.

Wow she's perfect, her name must be Alayne.

Alayne by som1'sgon'die April 25, 2011

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