Alaniis 

An incredible, amazing person that when you meet them, you will want to be with them your whole life. She (or he?!) are beautiful, fun, caring, funny, and great to be around. When you talk to them, your heart will stop altogether, as you realize that they are perfect.

Nick: Man, I had the greatest weekend of my life talking to Alaniis.

Mike: Whatever, dude. I heard she cheated on, like, 7 guys.

Nick: You should shut the hell up, you don't even know her.

Alaniis by InfernoGuy29 November 8, 2010

Alaniis 

Best female on the planet she sexy as hell and she valid deadass u Hurd

Person 1:Yo who that
Person 2:that’s alaniis my nigga
Person 1: Damn she sexy as fuck who ever got her lucky

Alaniis by Smd2240 January 26, 2019

Alannis 

Alannis is a sweet, funny person. She likes inside jokes, but she hates surprises. You should never mess with an Alannis because she WILL BEAT YOU UP. If you are friends with an Alannis you should never let her go. Alannis is pretty, and she is not afraid to be herself. An Alannis can be a stubborn person at times, and she can be hot-headed once in a while, but she will always be there for her friends. She is a fun person to hang out with, and she is a very social person, but at times she can be shy. She laughs a lot, but at times she will be very serious. Alannis isn't afraid to break the rules, but she gets caught sometimes... She has her own style, and she likes to act weird with her friends. She tends to love animals, and she loves to cook and bake. She is very smart, and she is good at math. She LOVES music, and she can't live without it. Alannis tends to be girly, but at times she could be more like a tomboy. She seems like a brave person, but when it comes to rides... she acts completely different XD

Alannis's Friend: "Lets ride that water slide!" Alannis: "Ok!" *walks up the stairs to the water slide* Alannis: "Actually nevermind!"

Alannis by ihatelife57 March 5, 2020

Alantis 

Beautiful and unique type of girl she has a lot to say and a large mouth but she can be trusted with your life she’s the sweetest most bestfriend you could possibly meet

Aww she’s such an Alantis

Or she has a mouth like an alantis

Alantis by Halinia August 1, 2020

Alanis 

The most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s quiet, shy, and absolutely adorable. If you get the chance to be with her you won’t let it go, no matter how long you have to wait

Person 1: Look at that cute girl over there
Person 2: Oh, she must be an Alanis

Alanis by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

Alanis Ironic 

A form of irony that, at a cursory glance, seems to completely miss the definition of irony. Upon further consideration, it occurs to people later that the only thing ironic about it is that there is nothing ironic about it. This, in turn, sets up a conundrum wherein critics are no longer sure whether the original author is either a genius or fucking stupid. Named for Alanis Morisette's song Ironic.

The book was Alanis ironic in that the "ironic" stories the author told were so far off the mark that people had to wonder, given his otherwise sound literary prowess, whether he intentionally used "cosmic irony" to both increase the colloquial understanding of the misuse of ironic and define it in a subtle way, or if he really just doesn't understand irony.

Alanis Ironic by Leghumpingconnoisseur January 20, 2015

Alanis 

most beautiful girl in the world nice to every one. all the guys are dumbass for not seeing it the kind of girl you would bring flowers to even if she dont like them has the a perfect body and always has the best thing to say and has a huge heart .

man did you see that girl she so Alanis

Alanis by theguywithoutachance January 11, 2012