A poorly funded redneck North Carolina public
school which has somehow managed to be considered the best in the county. The most passive aggressive
school in all of North Carolina and maybe the world. The only known area of the world to have emo rednecks. Contains an oddly large population of
bisexual girls and closeted homosexual men. On average, the men at this
school are a 7 or 8 in terms of appearance and a 2 or 3 in terms of personality. The boys piss on the toilet seat on purpose and eat each other's small dicks in the locker room. If you fuck a boy from Western, you'll probably get chlamydia. Don't talk to anyone who wears graphic tee shirts, beanies, cowboy boots, or rectangular glasses cause you WILL GET PINKEYE.