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Alabama sandwich 

When a brother and sister share a sandwich together in Alabama.
Lebron: ay ima have an Alabama sandwich
Timi: ayo that’s jank bro you can’t be fu*king your sister

Lebron: bruv I’m just gonna go and have a sandwich whilst on holiday with my sister
Alabama sandwich by Diordildo October 14, 2019

Alabama Sandwich 

A piece of bread in between two other pieces of bread.
An inbred sandwich.
I would rather eat an Alabama Sandwich than water for lunch.
Hey, check out Max eating an Alabama Sandwich!
Wow! They're selling Alabama Sandwiches at the fair! Only $5!
Alabama Sandwich by qt49 June 17, 2021

Alabama Sparkle Sandwich 

An Alabama Sparkle Sandwich is a sensuous act that involves one person fucking another person's ass to oblivion, then pouring Pop Rocks into the gaping rectum. After that, they eat out the asshole and try to get as many of the Pop Rocks' tingly mouth orgasms as they can.
Brett: Hey man, let's go over to Laura's house.
Ryan: Man that bitch always be trippin'
Brett: Yeah but I hear the girls are serving up some Alabama Sparkle Sandwiches over there...
Ryan: OHHH NIGGA HELLLLSS YEAH!!

Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich

An Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwhich, can only be described as the best way to get revenage on ones female enemies. You simply slather peanutbutter on ones penis and comence to have sex with the feamle enemy. This will result in a yeast infection. Have Fun! *note* Great for getting even with mother-in-laws,ex-wives,ex-girlfriends,etc. *Other Note* Any peanutbutter is acceptable. (crunchy and extra-crunchy included)
"My mother-in-law was being a bitch last night, so I got her drunk and gave her an Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich."

alabama ham sandwich 

The sexual act of placing a piece of Kraft singles American cheese in between your lovers butt cheeks and proceeding to have sex with their butt using your penis
Girl go to the fridge and heat up your buns. Tonight my body craves an Alabama ham sandwich.
alabama ham sandwich by The South October 19, 2013
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I hit a real purple patch.

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