Alhaitham

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Alhaitham is a super sexy male character in Genshin Impact. Alhaitham is super rich and owns lots of luxurious home decor items. Alhaitham has massive tits and a giant cock. Alhaitham has the biggest breasts in all of Teyvat. Alhaitham is super smart and professional. Everyone wants Alhaitham to fuck them but Alhaitham doesn't care about any of them. Alhaitham's freshly showered body smells amazing. Alhaitham's sperm is extremely thick and wet, and has the power to give you 5 kids everytime he cums inside of you.

Person 1; Hey is that Alhaitham? his breasts look giant.
Person 2; Yeah, his tits are massive.

Alhaitham by br8kspider April 24, 2023

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Alhaitham

Alhaitham is a Dendro character in the video game genshin impact, he is a tall, fine, hot, handsome male who can fuck me until im unconscious with his huge 12-inch cock. He is so hot and handsome and will turn any lesbian girls straight on sight, and any straight men gay on sight, everybody loves alhaitham

Person A: What is your thoughts about the character Alhaitham?
Person B: moaning noises

Alhaitham by Lylahx October 21, 2022

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alhaitham

A smokin hot man who is lowkey hot

have u seen alhaitham hes so fineeee

alhaitham by Herekittykityy March 3, 2023

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Alhaitham

Sexiest man known in the universe. People can’t even spell his name right.

I have an Electro Alhaitham *cries*

Alhaitham by hydrofungus July 26, 2023

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Al-Haitham

A new upcoming character in Genshin Impact, arriving along with the Sumeru update. Also known as the sexiest man alive.

I need him right now in more ways then just one.

Person 1: Have you seen Al-Haitham?
Person 2: Damn right I have, booty so big lord have mercy🙏
Person 1: For real!! Al-Haitham hand in marriage when?

Al-Haitham by shunms August 14, 2022

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Al-Haitham

A new addition from Sumeru, the hottest guy around in hit game Genshin Impact 💯 He is caked up and a hottie

BARK BARK GRRRRR WOOF WOOF BRAK SNARL GRRR WOOF BARK BARK

person 1: Hey, who is that hot babe?
person 2: That guy? That Al-Haitham the hottest guy around
person 2: Step on me pls

Al-Haitham by MikoLover December 9, 2022

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Alhaithaming

Alhaithaming means when you're acting similarly to Alhaitham from Genshin Impact. Like reading books about something 99% of people don't read, act intelligent while saying words that are not heard from a person living in the 21st century.

Person 1:"I'm Alhaithaming."
Person 2:"Oh, I'm Alhaithaming too."
Person 1:"Wanna Alhaitham together?"

Person 2:"Sure!"

Alhaithaming by Bomboclat1 February 3, 2024

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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