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Alhaitham 

Alhaitham is a super sexy male character in Genshin Impact. Alhaitham is super rich and owns lots of luxurious home decor items. Alhaitham has massive tits and a giant cock. Alhaitham has the biggest breasts in all of Teyvat. Alhaitham is super smart and professional. Everyone wants Alhaitham to fuck them but Alhaitham doesn't care about any of them. Alhaitham's freshly showered body smells amazing. Alhaitham's sperm is extremely thick and wet, and has the power to give you 5 kids everytime he cums inside of you.
Person 1; Hey is that Alhaitham? his breasts look giant.
Person 2; Yeah, his tits are massive.
Alhaitham by br8kspider April 24, 2023
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Alhaitham 

Alhaitham is a Dendro character in the video game genshin impact, he is a tall, fine, hot, handsome male who can fuck me until im unconscious with his huge 12-inch cock. He is so hot and handsome and will turn any lesbian girls straight on sight, and any straight men gay on sight, everybody loves alhaitham
Person A: What is your thoughts about the character Alhaitham?
Person B: moaning noises
Alhaitham by Lylahx October 21, 2022

alhaitham 

A smokin hot man who is lowkey hot
have u seen alhaitham hes so fineeee
alhaitham by Herekittykityy March 3, 2023

Alhaitham 

Sexiest man known in the universe. People can’t even spell his name right.
I have an Electro Alhaitham *cries*
Alhaitham by hydrofungus July 26, 2023

Al-Haitham 

A new upcoming character in Genshin Impact, arriving along with the Sumeru update. Also known as the sexiest man alive.

I need him right now in more ways then just one.
Person 1: Have you seen Al-Haitham?
Person 2: Damn right I have, booty so big lord have mercy🙏
Person 1: For real!! Al-Haitham hand in marriage when?
Al-Haitham by shunms August 14, 2022

Al-Haitham 

A new addition from Sumeru, the hottest guy around in hit game Genshin Impact 💯 He is caked up and a hottie

BARK BARK GRRRRR WOOF WOOF BRAK SNARL GRRR WOOF BARK BARK
person 1: Hey, who is that hot babe?
person 2: That guy? That Al-Haitham the hottest guy around
person 2: Step on me pls
Al-Haitham by MikoLover December 9, 2022

Alhaithaming 

Alhaithaming means when you're acting similarly to Alhaitham from Genshin Impact. Like reading books about something 99% of people don't read, act intelligent while saying words that are not heard from a person living in the 21st century.
Person 1:"I'm Alhaithaming."
Person 2:"Oh, I'm Alhaithaming too."
Person 1:"Wanna Alhaitham together?"

Person 2:"Sure!"
Alhaithaming by Bomboclat1 February 3, 2024
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