Yak

Another word for Cocaine and/or Cocaine accessories.

A Yak is a bison/buffalo, which a white variety is found in the Himalayas.

Coke users are known to be "bull-headed," hence the Yak-Head word, won't ever shut the fuck up (yaking it up all night talking on the phone.)

The only difference between a Crack-Head and a Yak-Head is a a Yak-Head is powder Coke User, while we all know what a "Crack-Head" is.

"Crack-back"
"Crack-Yak"

If you ever hear someone asking for Yak, that guy is a Triple OG so proceed with caution.
Do you know where I find a Yak?

Why don't you try out the zoo?

Nevermind then
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Mexican Olympics

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If someone ever tells you that "you pulled off the Mexican Olympics";
Its another way of saying that you beat the Devil at his own game.

The Mexican Olympics is the most extreme sport of survival there is, it puts the gameshow "Survivor" to shame.

Starting out inside Mexico, the Mexican Olympics begin as soon as you cross the border into United States of America by any means necessary.

Crossing the border is not the hard part, it's staying inside America by avoiding detection is the hard part.

Strategies include gambling, obtaining fake ID's, and moving to a different address and possibly a different state every year to avoid getting shot or detected by I.C.E. and/or Border Patrol.

To win the Gold in the Mexican Olympics, please enlist in the military with a pseudo identification, fake identification or someone else's identification.

By serving in the military it is a great way to earn American citizenship,if caught, stay silent.

If you are suspected as a spy, it's not the end of the world, you can become "doubled" or a double agent. Always claim you are a persecuted minority in your home country.

Being classified as "White" sure does help alot in avoid detection and deportation. If so always claim as an "Albino" or "Al-Beano"if you speak any foreign language other than English.
Person 1-"You pulled off the Mexican Olympics!"

Person 2-"You been in this country for so long that we don't have any identification of you."

Person 3-" The guy even has the Medal Of Honor by giving enough information to kill Osama Bin Laden during his brief military service."

Person 4- "We know you are not speaking Spanish when you speak but it sure helps you being around Spanish Speakers and act like you having a conversation together, good job on learning English fast."

Person 5-"You actually deserve to be an American Citizen."
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Bakersfield, CA

The closest thing to Texas you are going to get in California.

It now has a HUGE Texas Steakhouse with a HUGE Texas flag flying at the Valley Plaza Mall. I guess the motto," Everything is BIGGER in TEXAS." is more of the truth than California actually means "Golden."

In the older neighborhoods of Bakersfield, it still practices Residential Segregation, maybe because out of Southern, not Californian, tradition (more commonly found in the Deep South.)

Oildale (Northside Bakersfield, it's a secret to everybody!)

As well as the East Side, West Side (Downtown Area) , South Side/ Greenfield, and Cottonwood area has been immortalized FOREVER as one of the most vicious sundown towns EVER in California's recorded history

(SUNDOWN TOWN means everybody is housed together according to their race, just like a prison town.)
Did you try out their food at Texas Steakhouse in Bakersfield, CA?

I've yet to see Los Angeles fly a HUGE Texas flag anywhere.

So Los Angeles if you want a steakhouse with a HUGE Texas Flag, its already there, just go to Bakersfield, CA.
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Cant't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

To be very inexperienced, synonym with the word "Rookie." May also refer to a lightweight alcoholic drinker that is way over the limit.

Say it inside a courtroom, the courtroom will show its true colors and intentions.
Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

From a cartoon of a guy that didn't know what a kangaroo was.

That guy from Looney Tunes thought he was boxing the Jackalope or a Giant Rabbit.

He was boxing a Kangaroo this entire time.
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Sundown Town

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A type of Residential Segregation that was enforced by police, they have people holding grudges worse than a f@#$ing bi#$h.

A Sundown may post itself as one or it's passed down by oral tradition. In a Sundown Town, it's awfully similar to a prison town which people are housed together by race and/or color.

The most iconic and famous Sundown Town in California (possibly the entire nation) is Oildale (Northside Bakersfield, it is a secret to everybody!)

The difference is literally between Night and Day.

Once the sun sets and it becomes dark, all the way till the Break of Dawn; please go to your side or face harassment, brutality, the Darkness holds no limit to what can happen.
Example of Sundown Town-

Let's go to Oildale.....

(On the way there a sign says, "Don't let the sun set on you here Ni#$er!")

Makes a U-Turn on the next street.....

"Fuck that!!! I thought this was California,wtf I guess Heaven does have a ghetto after all!!!!
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Snitch

Telling on, tattletale, or reporting something or someone in itself is not considered snitching.

It has to have a sense of betrayal to it in order to be considered snitching.

In other words.

Agreeing not to tell on, tattletale, or report something or someone but do it anyways.

For example.

A Person, who is your friend, asks you to not tell anybody, especially his wife, that he went to a strip club.

Then you tell that person that you will not say anything about it anybody, including his wife.

Then you turn around and tell his wife about it anyways.

That's considered snitching.
Person 1: ??? snitched on me for having a 1933 "Double Eagle" $20 gold coin.

Person 2: Did you tell ??? about it, did you show it to ???

Person 1: Yes

Person 2: ??? Is a snitch.
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