McMansion

Originally a large starter home for someone from the middle class entering into the upperclass status and has arches at the front patio/entry that resembles McDonald's arches.
How much did a McMansion in Bakersfield sold for?

1.5 million dollars!!!
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Snitch

Telling on, tattletale, or reporting something or someone in itself is not considered snitching.

It has to have a sense of betrayal to it in order to be considered snitching.

In other words.

Agreeing not to tell on, tattletale, or report something or someone but do it anyways.

For example.

A Person, who is your friend, asks you to not tell anybody, especially his wife, that he went to a strip club.

Then you tell that person that you will not say anything about it anybody, including his wife.

Then you turn around and tell his wife about it anyways.

That's considered snitching.
Person 1: ??? snitched on me for having a 1933 "Double Eagle" $20 gold coin.

Person 2: Did you tell ??? about it, did you show it to ???

Person 1: Yes

Person 2: ??? Is a snitch.
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Al-Haitham, CA

Al-Haitham, CA -

A mythical town in Kern County. It's most well known landmarks is the Sheikh temple and Al-Haitham Market. Schools that are nearby are McKee and Golden Valley High School.

Noted by the only grocery store in a weird little town 7 miles south of Bakersfield, the market was previously named Greenfield Market, the new management change the name to Al-Haitham Market as of 2023.

Honestly there is two Greenfields in California, one next to Salinas Northern California and the other Greenfield is a secret to everybody in Bakersfield Southern California.

Al-Haitham should replace the name of Greenfield in Kern County.

Both Greenfields in California hate each other because of the NorCal SoCal rivalry.

Many Surenos are confused by Greenfield Bakers that is a Bakersfield set that is bizarrely Sureno aligned and most Surenos hate the Greenfield name and will shoot anything with "Greenfield" on sight.

Since most Surenos know that Greenfield is Norteno aligned next to the birthplace of Norteno culture, that is Salinas, CA; for safety purposes Al-Haitham is a proper name change so that most Surenos from nearby Los Angeles and Kern County don't accidently kill Greenfield Bakers Surenos over the"Greenfield" name that is tattooed on Greenfield Bakers Sureno members.

If the "Greenfield Bakers" do not wish to call themselves otherwise, most Surenos would order them to the NorCal Greenfield as Upstate Surenos.
Al-Haitham,CA-

Derek-"Hey, they change the name of Greenfield Market to Al-Haitham Market."

Bobby-"What's going on here? First the Sheikh Temple, then it's now Al-Haitham, CA?

Michael-"About time, every Sureno hates the name Greenfield, it's shoot on sight with bonus points if they hit an actually Norteno from Greenfield, CA or Salinas, CA."

Al-Haitham Market is just a typical market but it's a bizarre name change, not because it's Arabic in origin, but because it replaced the name of Greenfield Market, named after the only market in Greenfield area 7 miles south of Bakersfield.
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McMansion

A large starter home built with synthetic materials and has noticeable arches located at the patio/entry that resemble the McDonald's arch
How much did that guy sell his McMansion located in Bakersfield?

1.5 million dollars!!!
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White Devil

A white man/or woman that can sing at a Classical Opera level with growled vocals and singing.

For example in Classical Operas of the Past, Vikings play as the Devil and/or adversary by growled vocals and wearing iconic Horned Helmets.

Nowadays it's in Viking Metal and/or Death Metal songs.

The term is offensive to white people that cannot emulate the "Devil's Voice."
One of the rarest traits of a white person for it shows a pure Viking/Nordic bloodline.
That's a real White Devil singing Classical Opera playing as the Devil!!!

It's a Mirage.
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Yak

Another word for Cocaine and/or Cocaine accessories.

A Yak is a bison/buffalo, which a white variety is found in the Himalayas.

Coke users are known to be "bull-headed," hence the Yak-Head word, won't ever shut the fuck up (yaking it up all night talking on the phone.)

The only difference between a Crack-Head and a Yak-Head is a a Yak-Head is powder Coke User, while we all know what a "Crack-Head" is.

"Crack-back"
"Crack-Yak"

If you ever hear someone asking for Yak, that guy is a Triple OG so proceed with caution.
Do you know where I find a Yak?

Why don't you try out the zoo?

Nevermind then
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