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african american gentleman
A term white people like to use because they think saying "black guy" just isn't politically correct.
Person A: Do you remember Mark from the party last night?
Person B: No, what did he look like again?
Person A: He was the African American gentleman in the blue shirt.
Person B: No, what did he look like again?
Person A: He was the African American gentleman in the blue shirt.
african american gentleman by WalterWhitman December 7, 2013
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African Soup
The act of deficating and urinating in a bucket then covering with a plastic bag and letting ferment in the sun for 2-3 weeks. Once the inner pressure has the bag puffy you insert a straw and inhale the fumes to get high.
African Soup by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020
African-American Friday
African-American Friday by Frank Big November 29, 2010
African toeing
"I heard you're into African toeing, wanna hook up later? x"
"Yeah Bob, I was African toeing her last night and she's been all over me ever since."
"Yeah Bob, I was African toeing her last night and she's been all over me ever since."
African toeing by c8m8kek October 24, 2016
African Gold
/ˈafrikən gōld/
Noun
1. Another way of saying water.
The term "African Gold" refers to the scarcity and rarity of water within the global region of Africa.
Although african gold is a luxury to the blacks, it is nothing but a normality to western countries.
Typically, the women of an african tribes would travel countless days to reach the gold mine otherwise known was the water well.
The proper ritual in which one is able to bring african gold back to their village is by carrying it on your head only.
Noun
1. Another way of saying water.
The term "African Gold" refers to the scarcity and rarity of water within the global region of Africa.
Although african gold is a luxury to the blacks, it is nothing but a normality to western countries.
Typically, the women of an african tribes would travel countless days to reach the gold mine otherwise known was the water well.
The proper ritual in which one is able to bring african gold back to their village is by carrying it on your head only.
African 1: click clack clock dook dook african gold?
African 2: dokdokdok cluck dok!
Jerome: Damn nigga! After a tiring game of basketball, all I need is a big ol' bottle of african gold!
Tyrone: Hey where's Jamal? He's been gone for like 10 days!
Laqwanda: Oh, he's just out getting some african gold!
African 2: dokdokdok cluck dok!
Jerome: Damn nigga! After a tiring game of basketball, all I need is a big ol' bottle of african gold!
Tyrone: Hey where's Jamal? He's been gone for like 10 days!
Laqwanda: Oh, he's just out getting some african gold!
African Gold by Dave from the cave June 13, 2013
african goggles
Placing each individual testicle over a poor suspect's eye, causing a goggle effect. The term african is in refrence to the darkness it creates when one tries to see through the impenitrating depths of his buddy's bowsack.
african goggles by Clyde T. Oris November 16, 2006
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