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Aberkânerie 

Noun. A statement that is obviously bullshit but will nonetheless convince a large audience to believe it, because the author doubles down on their lie by also pretending they have expertise in the field.

From German origins "Aber-kann" (although possible) and french "ânerie" (donkeys will buy it)
A- So I listened to a podcast where the author says there is a new scientific way to use your brain better.

B- Sounds like bullshit to me. Neuroscientists barely understand how the brain works.

A- but wait he says he knows better because he has three pH.Ds, and has given 400 talks on the topic, and went to Stanford...
B- he is probably faking his resume too. You should stop listening to these Aberkâneries.
Aberkânerie by Picolanaguere March 29, 2022

Abenaphobia 

"Don't put those baked beans near me! I have Abenaphobia!"
Abenaphobia by semicircle7 March 27, 2021
A person who cares about you enough that they would boost you from depression; a person who brings your self confidence back when you are in pain.
I was helped through my rejections by an abena!
Abena by Kingchris33101 April 6, 2017
A beautiful,intelligent and stunning west African girl born on a Tuesday.They are known to have very distinct attractive physical features and are mostly models or work in the entertainment and fashion industries. They tend to attract people born on a Sunday.
My goodness, this girl truly looks like an Abena. She is flawless
Abena by Mr Bonafied February 3, 2013

abergavenny 

The place where you’ll find some of the poshest people in all of wales and some of the dirtiest walk through town and it’s like Buckingham palace go up past bailey park it’s like the ghettos
“Where did you get your drugs
“Got them from the drug ring in the posh town of Abergavenny”
Usually a girl's name;
Very friendly creative person; talented artist for their age.
Very fond of comedy and laughing, though knowing when to be serious and address matters in a responsible way; someone who can always put a smile on your face in the darkest of times.
This girl uses very strange but comedic adjectives that always stifle a giggle, even out of the lamest person.
"Ha ha, Abena, you are so funny."

"That was such an Abena move."
Abena by Erm...Hate? March 4, 2009