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A town in Minnesota where opportunity goes to die. You should never decide to live there no matter the circumstances. Save yourself while you can!
Outsider: Wow so you're from Aitkin huh?

Aitkin guy: Yep...
Outsider: Wow that sucks
Aitkin guy: Yep...
Outsider: Alright then, bye
Aitkin guy: Yep...
Aitkin by Whoah2!! January 2, 2012
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A horrible, small, hick-town in Minnesota, where you have to pretend to be a racist, annoying, all around fucktard to fit in. The fog of corruption in this town is palpable.
"Fuck Aitkin, you're better off living in 1940's Germany."
Aitkin by Woah3!! February 18, 2015
A town of 2,000 trailer trash, redneck, ugly ass, weirdos who smell like somebody's asshole on a a hot summer day.
That guy wearing the Trump pence hat smells like dog shit. He must be from Aitkin MN.
aitkin mn by Smelly nipples January 25, 2017

Christian Aitkens 

Christian Aitkens, one quiet guy, you can tell he wears diapers some days, really kind, but complicated, I heard he lets his older bother do anal to him!!! They would be a cute couple tho ngl, they never hung out with people after school before tho so everyone assumed they were lovers, we didn’t care but that’s them, his girlfriend even could tell they were lovers just by their body language and they broke up cus of it and people just tried to tell that chick to leave them alone, they should date in secret to be happy
Did you see Christian Aitkens bro staring at his diaper butt the whole visit? Whatever.

Rowan Atkinson 

a genius British actor, famouse for his role in the Black adder. one of the funniest things ever to touch a tv screen.
Rowan Atkinson is so much more than mister bean.

Rowan Atkinson 

An awesome British actor who relies on his hilarious physical comedy.
He is a perfect example of a Rowan Atkinson.
Rowan Atkinson by Sim February 21, 2004