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Aitkin
A town in Minnesota where opportunity goes to die. You should never decide to live there no matter the circumstances. Save yourself while you can!
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aitkin mn
A town of 2,000 trailer trash, redneck, ugly ass, weirdos who smell like somebody's asshole on a a hot summer day.
aitkin mn by Smelly nipples January 25, 2017
Christian Aitkens
Christian Aitkens, one quiet guy, you can tell he wears diapers some days, really kind, but complicated, I heard he lets his older bother do anal to him!!! They would be a cute couple tho ngl, they never hung out with people after school before tho so everyone assumed they were lovers, we didn’t care but that’s them, his girlfriend even could tell they were lovers just by their body language and they broke up cus of it and people just tried to tell that chick to leave them alone, they should date in secret to be happy
Christian Aitkens by Justlivewitheachother! May 1, 2023
Rowan Atkinson
a genius British actor, famouse for his role in the Black adder. one of the funniest things ever to touch a tv screen.
Rowan Atkinson by Cian Shelley May 14, 2008
Rowan Atkinson
Rowan Atkinson by Sim February 21, 2004
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