AIDStistic

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To act in a way that is so fucking clinically retarded that it simultaneously generates aids and autism to one who witness the act unfold. Generally, victims of these AIDStistic actions become rightfully pressed and angered by the disease. Often applicable to women and their cuntiness.

Scenario: guy, girl he's seeing, and friend in the back on an uber
Guy: **looks at girl sitting between him and friend**
Girl: being very flirty with friend and leaning in to him, attempting to make out
Friend: looks at guy with confusion and distraught
Guy: "The fuck are you doing. That is so AIDStistic cunt"

AIDStistic by themonkeyisbackinthecage March 20, 2022

musitional arstistical playlist choice

The choice to listen to only one artist while listening to music

Maria Mena is my musitional arstistical playlist choice

musitional arstistical playlist choice by Muuuuuuuuhdeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 13, 2010

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asstistic

'ass-TIST-ik'. Noun. A statistic that is 'pulled out of one's ass', or made to sound valid but is actually made up.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.

Bob: I read about some college did a study that found when monkeys were given marijuana they learned to solve puzzles faster than the ones that weren't.
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?

asstistic by oolong August 19, 2006

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Auditistic

Someone who enjoys listening to shitty music genres

People who like country music are pretty auditistic

Auditistic by Don Kedik July 13, 2017

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aidstastic

something that describes something so bad as.. its like having aids

(jhonny steps in dog poop)..

FUCK that's aidstastic

aidstastic by Thors Stone April 16, 2008

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aidtastic

Of or relating to AIDS and pervertedness, but in a somewhat positive way.

Wow my pervy friend is aidtastic.

aidtastic by AidanHM December 17, 2008

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Austistics

A variation of statistics in which all figures are made by an omnipotent super being who resides over the two parallel universes.

Guy: And this figure succinctly concludes that all men are pigs and will have sex with any vagina regardless of this honour code you seem so fond of.

Girl: Is that even statistically proven?!

Guy: .......It's proven through Austistics.

Girl: >.<

Austistics by NotaguynamedAustin October 27, 2011

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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