AIDStistic 

To act in a way that is so fucking clinically retarded that it simultaneously generates aids and autism to one who witness the act unfold. Generally, victims of these AIDStistic actions become rightfully pressed and angered by the disease. Often applicable to women and their cuntiness.

Scenario: guy, girl he's seeing, and friend in the back on an uber
Guy: **looks at girl sitting between him and friend**
Girl: being very flirty with friend and leaning in to him, attempting to make out
Friend: looks at guy with confusion and distraught
Guy: "The fuck are you doing. That is so AIDStistic cunt"

AIDStistic by themonkeyisbackinthecage March 20, 2022

musitional arstistical playlist choice 

The choice to listen to only one artist while listening to music

Maria Mena is my musitional arstistical playlist choice

musitional arstistical playlist choice by Muuuuuuuuhdeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 13, 2010

asstistic 

'ass-TIST-ik'. Noun. A statistic that is 'pulled out of one's ass', or made to sound valid but is actually made up.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.

Bob: I read about some college did a study that found when monkeys were given marijuana they learned to solve puzzles faster than the ones that weren't.
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?

asstistic by oolong August 19, 2006

Auditistic 

Someone who enjoys listening to shitty music genres

People who like country music are pretty auditistic

Auditistic by Don Kedik July 13, 2017

aidstastic 

something that describes something so bad as.. its like having aids

(jhonny steps in dog poop)..

FUCK that's aidstastic

aidstastic by Thors Stone April 16, 2008

aidtastic 

Of or relating to AIDS and pervertedness, but in a somewhat positive way.

Wow my pervy friend is aidtastic.

aidtastic by AidanHM December 17, 2008

Austistics 

A variation of statistics in which all figures are made by an omnipotent super being who resides over the two parallel universes.

Guy: And this figure succinctly concludes that all men are pigs and will have sex with any vagina regardless of this honour code you seem so fond of.

Girl: Is that even statistically proven?!

Guy: .......It's proven through Austistics.

Girl: >.<

Austistics by NotaguynamedAustin October 27, 2011