Aircolepsy

A condition characterized by an extreme tendency to fall asleep as soon as the airplane takes off.

The best thing about having aircolepsy is that is makes flights go by much faster.

by wordnerddc May 4, 2018

alcolepsy

when your buzz wears off at a party/bar/club and you're no fun anymore. all you want to do is sleep, that is alcolepsy

Jason was buzzed last nite and being the life of the party, then the alcolepsy took over and next thing you know, he was snoring & asleep on the couch at the club.

by MasTerofTheMortar&PeStLe April 9, 2009

apocolepsy

A rare form of temporal lobe epilepsy, resulting in split personality disorder. The result, rather than a seizure, switches off most of the brain allowing only the parts responsible for anger and rage to function. This produces a pile of dead muthafukka's and a perpetrator who knows nothing of the incident.

Honest officer, I have no recollection of why I appear to be unharmed and soaked in blood and there is a pile of corpses nearby, i suffer from "apocolepsy", i had an "apocoleptic fit" get me a doctor and take me the fuck home!

by skitzofukka June 24, 2011

ARCOLEPSY

a condition characterized by an extreme tendency to fall asleep whenever tracking time in ARC.

Sorry I'm late to the meeting, I had a bad case of Arcolepsy.

by mathyou-wrecktore April 17, 2015

Alcolepsy

The ability to fall asleep in any circumstance (eating, standing, changing the song) while inebriated from alcohol.

Shawn is always falling asleep in absurd places and positions because has alcolepsy.

by Uncle homer January 7, 2022