apocolepsy 

A rare form of temporal lobe epilepsy, resulting in split personality disorder. The result, rather than a seizure, switches off most of the brain allowing only the parts responsible for anger and rage to function. This produces a pile of dead muthafukka's and a perpetrator who knows nothing of the incident.

Honest officer, I have no recollection of why I appear to be unharmed and soaked in blood and there is a pile of corpses nearby, i suffer from "apocolepsy", i had an "apocoleptic fit" get me a doctor and take me the fuck home!

apocolepsy by skitzofukka June 24, 2011

APOCOLYPS3 

The day all phat PS3s around the world became self-aware and refused to log on to PSN, deleted trophy data, corrupted Stuff downloaded off PSN Store, and in some cases your save data.

"Holy ****, I thought this was just me. I got the 8001050F rror message just now when trying to play Tekken 6. Can't connect online, can't play any blu rays, and I can't even play my downloaded PSN classics. WTF is going on?!?!?! Is this a widespread problem? The odd thing is that I wasn't even connected to the internet, how could this happen if I wasn't connected to the PSN? It's the freaking APOCOLYPS3?!?!"

APOCOLYPS3 by BetaKey February 28, 2010

Zombie Apocolypse 

The day im waiting for,.. its gonna be awsome.

Theres zombies!! Everywhere! Its the Zombie Apocolypse

Zombie Apocolypse by Rick Springfiled October 21, 2008

Ragefest Apocolypse 

Refers to all-out partying, getting wild, and crazier than most people could even imagine. Usually involves getting blacked out drunk and probably heavy drug usage. Someone who regularly particpates in a ragefest apocolypse would laugh in the face of someone who said they were planning on 'raging.' That is considered totally pussy compared to ragefest apocolypse.

Like saying to your friend: "Dude, when we go to Vegas this weekend it's going to be a fucking ragefest apocolypse."

Ragefest Apocolypse by The Bromissioner March 12, 2010

alcolepsy 

when your buzz wears off at a party/bar/club and you're no fun anymore. all you want to do is sleep, that is alcolepsy

Jason was buzzed last nite and being the life of the party, then the alcolepsy took over and next thing you know, he was snoring & asleep on the couch at the club.

alcolepsy by MasTerofTheMortar&PeStLe April 9, 2009

apocolypse 

A catastrophic event, which signals the begining of frenzied looting for no aparent reason.

Guy1: Dude, the worlds coming to the end.

Guy2: I always wanted a big screen.

apocolypse by R-bomb August 10, 2005

Apocolypse 

when chuck norris, mr. T, and Bohemian Rhapsody get into a fight

(how dare you stone me and spit in my eye?)
Dude#1: holy fuck! mr t chuck norris and bohemian rhapsody are fighing
dude#2: OMG ITS THE APOCOLYPSE

Apocolypse by Zackfett May 14, 2008