air ball 

when you are having oral sex and you cum but miss the girl.

I was about to cum but turned at the last second and air balled and hit and hit the sheets instead of courtney

air ball by jebadiah1234 February 28, 2008

Air Ball 

The end result anytime Madison C. from southwest Michigan approaches and lays her hands on a basketball.

There was a record-breaking 14 Air Balls yesterday in gym. Talent has officially died.

Air Ball by I dunno stuff n things February 27, 2017

Bel Air-ball

A message that looks like it's going to turn into a Bel Air, but against all expectations, does not.

Dude #1: "About 2 weeks ago I went to an Albertson's grocery store to pick up some food for work.

I pay with my credit card, and the instant the credit card processes the purchase, the clerk's phone rings.

As I'm walking away towards the door, the clerk speaks up. "Wait!"

I turn to face her, and as I do she reaches the phone out towards me.

"Um... it's for you, actually."

At this moment I don't even know what the fuck to think.

Did I just win the millionth customer award and this is my congratulatory phone call?

Was there something wrong with my credit card and the FBI or some agency was going to interrogate me?

Did motherfucking Morpheus just call me?

I reluctantly and suspiciously accepted the phone. I put the phone up to my ear without speaking so I could gather some intel on the mystery caller.

But instead of waiting for me to say 'hello', the voice over the phone somehow knew I was listening and immediately began talking: "Are you rolling on ecstasy?"

At that moment, time began to move very slowly. It was like Matrix-time. I looked up and inspected the faces on the clerk and the customers waiting in line behind me. Their expressions gave me no clues.

I had no idea how to respond to the voice.

Were my purchasing habits suspicious or particular for a drug user? I mean, I had bought a bottle of water. I suppose people on X do dehydrate quickly. But I don't suppose people usually get these kinds of phone calls for simply buying water. So I wondered maybe I looked stoned. Was I staggering? Had management seen me over the store cameras and thought I looked intoxicated? I am probably a hypochondriac because I'm always suspicious I might have health problems. Maybe I have Multiple Sclerosis after all and I was staggering around the store and didn't even notice it.

I had a lot of questions, but was only able to verbalize the first one that came to my head: "The fuck?"

The voice shot back: "Why are you wearing that mask?"

I had a dust mask dangling from my neck that I used at work because I'm allergic to the dust and pollen out in the desert.

Instead of answering the question, I asked: "Who the fuck is this?"

In a more casual and reassuring tone, the voice responded: "It's me, bitch!"

I noticed something flicker in my visual periphery, looked up and saw an Albertson's employee several registers down, talking on the phone.

It was my friend Hector from high school, years ago. Spacetime returned to normality. I still felt weird for a while after that.

I kinda hoped it was Morpheus."

Dude #2: Bel Air-ball! Totally thought I was gonna get princed.

Bel Air-ball by 2hamsters1couple April 25, 2009

Ball Air 

When you air jack off and throw the air in someones face.

He threw his ball air at my face, it was gross.

Ball Air by CCNNKK May 31, 2009

hot air balloon 

A conveyance consisting of a sturdy large basket that can hold 4 or more people & is propelled up into the air by a gas burner. They go over 10,000 feet in elevation!

That hot air balloon was really thrilling to ride in & they're awesome to see!

hot air balloon by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Jamaican Hot Air Balloon 

When you take a hit and the blow smoke into your girlfriend's fish lips

Yo bro, I just took Jennie and I on a Jamaican hot air balloon last night!

Jamaican Hot Air Balloon by ScottyYoda October 28, 2018

thot air balloon

When a man farts in a woman’s vagina until her stomach becomes bloated. Once stomach expansion is complete, the man quickly shoves a shoelace/string into her ass, allowing her to resemble a hot air balloon.

Bro!! I hooked up with the dirtiest hoe ever last night! She kept begging to be a thot air balloon but I was to nervous to fart.

thot air balloon by Skipman M.D. December 10, 2017