when a chick invites a shit ton of people to hang out on the same night ( knowing that 99% of them wouldnt fuck her unless there drunk ) and when one is desperate enough to do the dirty deed, she makes out with him like plunger, then fucks him, he doesnt fuck her, SHE FUCKS HIM.
One's aWoWance is the time allotted during a given period (typically by a guy's girlfriend, although female gamers could potentially experience this in reverse) for playing video games (as opposed to spending all one's time and energy trying to keep said significant other happy and thus putting out). The word itself derives from World of Warcraft (WoW), an extremely popular (and highly addictive) computer game that was/is known to draw players in for multiple hours and even entire days at a time; the term "aWoWance" can and does, however, apply to any computer or console game that inspires/requires focus and time to play properly.
Player 1: "Yo man, you gonna be on the Box later?"
Player 2: "Nah, bro-I can't tonight. I've already used up my aWoWance for the week, and I promised my girl I'd take her out to dinner and some ridiculous chick flick she really wants to see."
Player 1: "Bummer, dude."
Player 2: "Tell me about it..."
if you immediately fall under a love spell caused from the "beyond words" aura of someone you meet the first time
she went down the stairways in her black tracksuit, little bit shy, little bit insecure, smiled at him for the first time and "boom" - he was agowitched for the rest of his life - it was his blessing and his curse
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.