Agustin is the smartest, sexiest, funniest, most loving, most caring, most logical, most amazing, and most incredible man to ever exist. He is the best boyfriend on the planet. He’s protective and loyal. He makes me the happiest I’ve ever been in my entire life. I’m not sure that words could possibly describe what an amazing human being he is. His smile lights up my world. He is a good person. He’s hard working and brilliant, and he’s going to do every damn thing in life that he puts his mind to. I’m absolutely in love with him, and he has my whole heart.
Standing next to an Agustin is like being Steve Urkel standing next to Sam Jackson. You just don't compare. Agustin is at the new frontier of Awesome, battling the hordes from the land of Wannabe.
God loves Agustin. When Agustin prays, God makes popcorn, with extra blessings of butter. When Agustin gives thanks, God sends him You're Welcome cards in the mail.
He is a fucking god his name is the definition of someone you must worship. His face is so beautiful that could charm every girl he looks, Agustin usually has an extremely big dick and he usually has abs. If you had an Agustin in your life you must take care of her because in times of trouble everyone would like to have a god to protect him
A Latín Boy with all the best qualities, he is humble and strong, if that doesn’t excite you, he also has a huge dick that always surprises his lovers, Agustín has a lot of friends that respect and look up to him, Agustín is underestimated by sad life haters but he always overcomes them with his greatness, Agustín will prosper and become a very well known guy. He knows how to love, respect and be honest. A true man, mature to the ones who deserve it. He abides by the laws of Respect, Love and Family.
“Wow there’s agustín, he probably just fucked a hot chick with his big dick”
“I think I should be more like Agustín, he has a lot of friends and gets bitchescuz he’s amazing”
Agustin is a very sexy man since he was a kid all girls are attracted to him as soon as he talks to them can get girls horny very good in bed likes to prove at what he is the best in he is attracted to blondies he can make girls melt as soon as he walks by them.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.