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Agustin is the smartest, sexiest, funniest, most loving, most caring, most logical, most amazing, and most incredible man to ever exist. He is the best boyfriend on the planet. He’s protective and loyal. He makes me the happiest I’ve ever been in my entire life. I’m not sure that words could possibly describe what an amazing human being he is. His smile lights up my world. He is a good person. He’s hard working and brilliant, and he’s going to do every damn thing in life that he puts his mind to. I’m absolutely in love with him, and he has my whole heart.
random person: Why are you smiling?

me: Oh, I was just thinking about Agustin.
Agustin by ae’sgirl July 15, 2021
Standing next to an Agustin is like being Steve Urkel standing next to Sam Jackson. You just don't compare. Agustin is at the new frontier of Awesome, battling the hordes from the land of Wannabe.

God loves Agustin. When Agustin prays, God makes popcorn, with extra blessings of butter. When Agustin gives thanks, God sends him You're Welcome cards in the mail.
I'm going to the club to find an Agustin tonight.
Agustin by TheMeaty February 3, 2010
He is a fucking god his name is the definition of someone you must worship. His face is so beautiful that could charm every girl he looks, Agustin usually has an extremely big dick and he usually has abs. If you had an Agustin in your life you must take care of her because in times of trouble everyone would like to have a god to protect him
Oh shit Agustin is coming
Agustin by Febarri November 4, 2019

Agustín 

A Latín Boy with all the best qualities, he is humble and strong, if that doesn’t excite you, he also has a huge dick that always surprises his lovers, Agustín has a lot of friends that respect and look up to him, Agustín is underestimated by sad life haters but he always overcomes them with his greatness, Agustín will prosper and become a very well known guy. He knows how to love, respect and be honest. A true man, mature to the ones who deserve it. He abides by the laws of Respect, Love and Family.
“Wow there’s agustín, he probably just fucked a hot chick with his big dick”

“I think I should be more like Agustín, he has a lot of friends and gets bitches cuz he’s amazing”
Agustín by Bearus the Cat God November 14, 2019
Agustin is a very sexy man since he was a kid all girls are attracted to him as soon as he talks to them can get girls horny very good in bed likes to prove at what he is the best in he is attracted to blondies he can make girls melt as soon as he walks by them.
I'm going to a club to dance with a Agustin

Agustin likes to dance duranguense norteñas (etc)
Agustin by Kimcar May 3, 2018

Agustín 

A person who is the joiner of homies.

Will forever be known as chrollo

E boy

Will draw your cat
"DAMNNN, my homie Agustín is a real one"
Agustín by Poopoolin November 15, 2019
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