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Agustín 

A Latín Boy with all the best qualities, he is humble and strong, if that doesn’t excite you, he also has a huge dick that always surprises his lovers, Agustín has a lot of friends that respect and look up to him, Agustín is underestimated by sad life haters but he always overcomes them with his greatness, Agustín will prosper and become a very well known guy. He knows how to love, respect and be honest. A true man, mature to the ones who deserve it. He abides by the laws of Respect, Love and Family.
“Wow there’s agustín, he probably just fucked a hot chick with his big dick”

“I think I should be more like Agustín, he has a lot of friends and gets bitches cuz he’s amazing”
Agustín by Bearus the Cat God November 14, 2019
Words you can keep

Agustín 

A person who is the joiner of homies.

Will forever be known as chrollo

E boy

Will draw your cat
"DAMNNN, my homie Agustín is a real one"
Agustín by Poopoolin November 15, 2019

Agustín 

Enano puto, como todos los enanos. Si ves uno grita que es puto.
Mira, un Agustín!
-¡Enano puto!
Agustín by TodosLosEnanosSonPutos November 16, 2023

Agustín 

Agustín is a complicated boy, but sweet and nice when you get to know him well. He always takes his time to listen to others and try to advise them on his problems, although he is also a hypocrite at times, his only argument is always "but you don't understand me" for everything. But even with all this, he is a great guy and he deserves to find his "true love"
bro, is that Agustín? he looks like a good boy
Agustín by Divine zero January 7, 2024
Agustin is the smartest, sexiest, funniest, most loving, most caring, most logical, most amazing, and most incredible man to ever exist. He is the best boyfriend on the planet. He’s protective and loyal. He makes me the happiest I’ve ever been in my entire life. I’m not sure that words could possibly describe what an amazing human being he is. His smile lights up my world. He is a good person. He’s hard working and brilliant, and he’s going to do every damn thing in life that he puts his mind to. I’m absolutely in love with him, and he has my whole heart.
random person: Why are you smiling?

me: Oh, I was just thinking about Agustin.
Agustin by ae’sgirl July 15, 2021
Standing next to an Agustin is like being Steve Urkel standing next to Sam Jackson. You just don't compare. Agustin is at the new frontier of Awesome, battling the hordes from the land of Wannabe.

God loves Agustin. When Agustin prays, God makes popcorn, with extra blessings of butter. When Agustin gives thanks, God sends him You're Welcome cards in the mail.
I'm going to the club to find an Agustin tonight.
Agustin by TheMeaty February 3, 2010
He is a fucking god his name is the definition of someone you must worship. His face is so beautiful that could charm every girl he looks, Agustin usually has an extremely big dick and he usually has abs. If you had an Agustin in your life you must take care of her because in times of trouble everyone would like to have a god to protect him
Oh shit Agustin is coming
Agustin by Febarri November 4, 2019
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