Agronomist 

1.) One who studies agriculture.

2.) One who farms/grows things (this could include drugs)

1.) I'm an agronomist with the FDA

2.) I'm an agronomist with the SSS

Agronomist by The Sertified Soldier May 9, 2010

acronomise 

To make excessive usage of TLAs in written communication (especially IM and text message), in order to reduce the number of key strokes required to express oneself.

A contraction of "acronym" and "economise".

"I do acronomise heavily, but that's a function of my laziness, not wishing to type things like 'laugh out loud' in full all the time."

acronomise by blues x man July 26, 2008

astronomist

it's like astronomer but myles wasn't sure how to pronounce it

Myles - "Yeah they're like an astronomist...anyway the earth isn't perfectly round."
Miranda - "did you just say astronomist?"

astronomist by cchilli April 29, 2021

Acronymist 

1. Someone who enjoys making acronyms
2. Someone who will make acronyms up as they type something because of either their lazyiness, or quick wit

Joe: lqtm
Jane: What does that mean?
Joe: Laughing quietly to myself
Jane: Oh! Thats clever. How do you know all these acronyms?
Joe: I'm an acronymist

Acronymist by JoetheSchmo413 July 1, 2011

Autonomistic

Autistic. But for cars! yayyyyyyyyyyy

Now children, Do not go near those white vans. They are Autonomistic and will rape you if you get too near

Autonomistic by teaching_feeling June 24, 2020

Acronymistic 

Prone to acronyms.

The quote by Teddy Roosevelt, "Comparison is the thief of joy", is akin to today's acronymistic society's "FOMO" (Fear Of Missing Out).

Acronymistic by Blantern August 17, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005