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The most chill animal in the fucking universe. All they do is eat nuts all day and shit seeds that grow trees with more nuts for these fuckers to suck down (no homo). they kinda look like a rat with a coat of jimmy neutron hair. I personally, am a long time member of the "Agouti Gang" and take my ancient agouti customs very seriously so plz no hate.
Agouti uncultured swine: Damn bro! that a rat?

Me and my agouti gang: naw tf bitch ass? better get outa here before we eat ya nuts for disrespecting the holy agouti! RAWR!

Agouti uncultured swine: SHIT! I better get outa here quick! this went 0-100 faster than an agouti can run blindfolded with its nipples missing!
Agouti by AgoutiGod69 December 5, 2018
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Pronounced 'A-goot-ee'.

A non-obvious term to describe people from non-educated and/or rough backgrounds in the UK. To be used as an alternative to 'Chav' or 'Scum', influenced by the technical definition of the word, a weird looking rodent.
Boy 1: Uh, look at him, he's well rough - let's stay clear of him.
Girl 1: For sure, wouldn't want to engage with any Agouti's now would we?!
Agouti by The One and Only Count October 1, 2018
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Agouti Lookback 

A term/expression, supposedly of Caribbean origin, to describe the following gesture: when a sexual partner lying prone (face down) cocks his/her head to look back over his/her shoulder at the partner behind. The expression on the face of the party looking back should roughly indicate: "Oooh, Daddy, I like that." Agoutis are squirrel-like rodents without tails that make a similar gesture due to their anatomy.
I was hitting that booty from the back like a champ when she gave me an Agouti Lookback. Damn, that was hot.

Agouti Lookback 

A quick snap of the neck to the back while pressing your hands against a wall and wining (gyrating the body and dancing in a vulagar manner). This technique is used to survey the surroundings and make sure the "angry and jealous" boyfriend does not see.
Damn that bitch was worried her man would catch her she kept giving me the agouti lookback
Agouti Lookback by Hefone October 29, 2006
A cool earthbender Guy with funky hair that go brrrr that battled a fucking blue haired gremlin and his lewdable girlfriend and bestie of a literal goat skull with hands.
Guy 1: ayo you heard of the AGOTI fnf mod?
Guy 2: you’ve been stalking me for weeks now fuck off.
AGOTI by Aloeleaves May 23, 2021
A really hot man who I simp for, very cool guy who fought a small blue balled guy in a rap battle. Has a father named solazar who is also agoti's boss lololol
Y/n: "Hey! Did you play that mod called Agoti?" T/n: "Yeah, he's hot dude"
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Gigi D'Agostino 

Popular Italian DJ. Has been around since the early 1990s. Pioneer of mediterrean house music. Artist, DJ, and producer.

Gigi has produced multiple hits in his day like "Bla Bla Bla" and "La Passion". However, no song has been as popular as his song, "L'Amour Toujours (I'll Fly With You)". The song became instantly popular in Europe and eventually made it's way over to the US.

After "L'Amour Toujours", Gigi teamed up with popular radio DJ, Albertino, and made the surprise hit "Super". After making multiple compilation CDs, Gigi has released his "Silence" album. Great songs.

Gigi is a great DJ and an amazing artist. His sound is unique and so is his style. And it will be many years before Gigi retires. Till then, enjoy the music!
I listened to Gigi's "Silence" album last night. Best techno I've heard!
Gigi D'Agostino by Will August 12, 2004
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