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Afternoonkie 

Afternoon nookie. Having some midday sex.
"My girlfriend surprised me by coming over for some afternoonkie."
Afternoonkie by drawmonkey June 12, 2012
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afternoontini

Much like the drafternoon, but for the more sophisticated drinker. The much needed martini that should be poured promptly when Friday noon rolls around, because you just can't make it till 5:00.
My morning was hellish and I simply must have an afternoontini.
afternoontini by MonkeyJenn February 6, 2009

afternoonish 

sometime after you get up from a long night partying, where you need to get something done, or a person wants to meet but you aren't completely sure when, but want to, so,.

obviously, after 12 noon but before nighttime
Hey,... when you wanna meet today?

I'm not sure but definitely afternoonish
afternoonish by scubasteve919 April 29, 2011

Afternoonover 

Tiredness, nausea and lack of motivation that arises after stopping drinking in the middle of the day often at a business lunch.
4 in the afternoon in law firm offices.

Guy 1: Bud, you look awful, where've you been?

Guy 2: I was having a liquid lunch with the partners, just a couple of gins - thought I'd be fine, but now I've got a killer afternoonover!
Afternoonover by Netherley December 15, 2012

afternoonsies 

Noun: England. The partaking of an afternoon meal, betwixt luncheon and afternoon tea.
Afternoonsies can include cantaloupe, shish kebabs, crunchy nut corn flakes, fairy cakes, Johnny Walker, ginja, or loaded nachos with chilli con carne
afternoonsies by lhipreed2001 July 25, 2010

afternoonie 

Good Afternoonie !
afternoonie by Nifty bean February 7, 2024

Afternoonified 

1800s slang for smart/dapper, afternoonified was first identified by Andrew Forrester (Victorian writer, pen name of James Redding Ware).
“Quite sorry to trouble you, Jasper, but I don't think this jacket is quite afternoonified enough for me. Could we change it before the wedding?”
Afternoonified by C L G January 31, 2021
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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