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afternoontini

Much like the drafternoon, but for the more sophisticated drinker. The much needed martini that should be poured promptly when Friday noon rolls around, because you just can't make it till 5:00.
My morning was hellish and I simply must have an afternoontini.
afternoontini by MonkeyJenn February 6, 2009

afternoonish 

sometime after you get up from a long night partying, where you need to get something done, or a person wants to meet but you aren't completely sure when, but want to, so,.

obviously, after 12 noon but before nighttime
Hey,... when you wanna meet today?

I'm not sure but definitely afternoonish
afternoonish by scubasteve919 April 29, 2011

Afternoonover 

Tiredness, nausea and lack of motivation that arises after stopping drinking in the middle of the day often at a business lunch.
4 in the afternoon in law firm offices.

Guy 1: Bud, you look awful, where've you been?

Guy 2: I was having a liquid lunch with the partners, just a couple of gins - thought I'd be fine, but now I've got a killer afternoonover!
Afternoonover by Netherley December 15, 2012

afternoonsies 

Noun: England. The partaking of an afternoon meal, betwixt luncheon and afternoon tea.
Afternoonsies can include cantaloupe, shish kebabs, crunchy nut corn flakes, fairy cakes, Johnny Walker, ginja, or loaded nachos with chilli con carne
afternoonsies by lhipreed2001 July 25, 2010

afternoonie 

Good Afternoonie !
afternoonie by Nifty bean February 7, 2024

Afternoonified 

1800s slang for smart/dapper, afternoonified was first identified by Andrew Forrester (Victorian writer, pen name of James Redding Ware).
โ€œQuite sorry to trouble you, Jasper, but I don't think this jacket is quite afternoonified enough for me. Could we change it before the wedding?โ€
Afternoonified by C L G January 31, 2021
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