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When corn on the cob is eaten with sauce (typically BBQ) that's mixed with crushed up ecstasy tablets, it's known as eating Unicorn On The Cob due to the hallucinations etc that follow, like magic.
"Garry?! Why are you kissing my dog?"
"He ate Unicorn On The Cob..."
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September 06, 2017
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A 'Chav' can be found jumping from playground equipment, kicking cans and walking like they have a twisted ankle. The reasons for this strange behaviour is unknown, but some spectators suggest it could be to establish their importance, since they're normally about half the height of an average person. Their outfits of choice are full blue tracksuits, hoodies, empty backpacks and caps... preferably backwards. They like to threaten people and then run when approached, as well as carrying plenty of fake knives and bags of sugar to attempt to feel in charge and appeal to other members of the strange species. They can also be seen smoking joke cigarettes and carrying water pistols, in groups of at least 69.
Person 1: Did you see Shawn?!
Person 2: Yes. He's threatening a turtle with a twig and running away when it looks at him.
Person 1: What a chav....
The 1800's slang 'butter upon bacon' is used to as a similie-style reference of extravagance or something over the top.
“Aye, I think it's a good idea to add the classical music performance to tonight's event, but don't you think making a kangaroo juggle eight toddlers is a little bit butter upon bacon?”
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January 31, 2021
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People who viciously stockpile toilet paper, especially with the intention of reselling at a higher price during times of low supply.
“There's no toilet roll left to buy...”
“Sorry, Mate. It was the Bog Roll Bandits.”
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A sarcastic term commonly used to replace 'Dictionary' when somebody uses longer words than they normally would.
Ben : “This food is proper phenomenal.”
Kim : “You been reading up on a Big Word Book?”
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February 14, 2020
If somebody wears far too many pairs of sunglasses, often even indoors, they are considered a Jack Of All Shades.
They're likely to combine the two aspects of owning far too many pairs of sunglasses and wearing sunglasses far too often, just as regularly in a sunny atmosphere as in winter, at night time, or indoors.
Dexter : “Have you seen Carl? He's been wearing sunglasses all day, even in the office.”
Larry : “Wow... I guess he must be a Jack Of All Shades.”
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February 14, 2020
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