Afternoonal
Afternoonal by Sasko40 November 6, 2011
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Afternoon Hillbilly
Getting drunk, loud, and obnoxious during the afternoon daylight hours and talking lots of trash with violence usually happening as well, often domestic. Common in urban white environments like east Dayton, Ohio where ethnic Appalachian white trash abound.
Afternoon Hillbilly by Zoobreath May 28, 2008
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Afternoon Delight
The act of having sex during the afternoon hours of the day as opposed to the far more common nighttime hours.
The term was originally coined in the 1976 hit song "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band. Due its lighthearted musical style, the song is often misinterpreted as being one about the general fun and innocence of being in love. Only upon close inspection of the lyrics does it become obvious that the song is actually about having sex during the afternoon hours of the day.
The term was originally coined in the 1976 hit song "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band. Due its lighthearted musical style, the song is often misinterpreted as being one about the general fun and innocence of being in love. Only upon close inspection of the lyrics does it become obvious that the song is actually about having sex during the afternoon hours of the day.
Afternoon Delight by Sodakak September 14, 2016
Dog Dick Afternoon
A spin-off cartoon from the classic film Dog Day Afternoon which stars a horny bankrobbing dog who humps all of the female hostages over the course of an afternoon.
Dog Dick Afternoon by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019
afternoon wood
afternoon wood by Smokey McJoints December 14, 2009
Good Afternoon
The most vile and unforgiving insult one could possibly utter in the 1800’s. Compared to the modern day “fuck you” or “eat shit”
Excuse me sir, could you spare just a bit of chowder? It’s been a bug to get a meal since the factory up and shut down.
Why don’t you get a job? There will be no hand outs or free bites. Good Afternoon to you sir.
Why don’t you get a job? There will be no hand outs or free bites. Good Afternoon to you sir.
Good Afternoon by Unlimitedpower November 21, 2022
Afternoon Deelite
A specific brand of marijuana used to slow down bodily functions. The name originated on the comedy Arrested Development.
Michael: My mom is very stressed out, and, uh, she needs something that I can’t give her. Um... maybe a little “Afternoon Delight”?
Narrator: Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis named “Afternoon Deelite,” a strain famous for slowing behavior.
Oscar: Well, sure. The question is, which way do I try to get it in her? Maybe I'll put it in her brownie.
Narrator: Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis named “Afternoon Deelite,” a strain famous for slowing behavior.
Oscar: Well, sure. The question is, which way do I try to get it in her? Maybe I'll put it in her brownie.
Afternoon Deelite by xfanatic50 December 22, 2005
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