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Assterburners 

When your asshole burns after taking a shit
Taco Bell gave Tom a serious case of the assterburners

afterburner 

1. A hot, often painful dump that follows a meal of spicy food.

2. A hot, slow and often smelly fart that follows a meal of spicy food.
Man, that pepperoni and jalapeno pizza was good last night but the afterburner damn sure kicked in this morning!

Afterberner

Following the initial berner (pre boner) and after experiencing climax with a boner, the afterberner is what's left of your penis after sex.
Usually awkward and unwanted the afterberner will leave it's owners with a slightly larger, limp and soft berner.
"Hey Danny tuck that afterberner in man you want your mom to see that?"
"Maybe"
Afterberner by EmperorSack May 16, 2009

afterburner 

A joint smoked at the tail end of a dextromethorphan (DXM) drug trip to reintensify the effects
After robotripping at Sesame Place, me and Big Bird lit up an afterburner and watched the sunset melt in the sky 8-}-~
afterburner by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018

dutch afterburner

The fine and mouth watering art of farting in your loved ones mouth and then have them erotically blow it back into your face
This lasagne smells terrific sweetheart, it reminds me of our wedding night when you gave me a Dutch afterburner

redneck afterburner 

When forcefully and repeatedly thrust your penis into the tailpipe of an ex's car.
Garret: Hey man, did I tell you about that time that my ex cheated on me, so I gave her Honda Civic a Redneck Afterburner?!
Jack: Oh my god, that's hilarious, I did that to my ex after she gave me a windy tuna!

Garret: Oh dude, that's Savage!
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piddlefart

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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