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Assterburners 

When your asshole burns after taking a shit
Taco Bell gave Tom a serious case of the assterburners

afterburner 

1. A hot, often painful dump that follows a meal of spicy food.

2. A hot, slow and often smelly fart that follows a meal of spicy food.
Man, that pepperoni and jalapeno pizza was good last night but the afterburner damn sure kicked in this morning!

Afterberner

Following the initial berner (pre boner) and after experiencing climax with a boner, the afterberner is what's left of your penis after sex.
Usually awkward and unwanted the afterberner will leave it's owners with a slightly larger, limp and soft berner.
"Hey Danny tuck that afterberner in man you want your mom to see that?"
"Maybe"
Afterberner by EmperorSack May 16, 2009

afterburner 

A joint smoked at the tail end of a dextromethorphan (DXM) drug trip to reintensify the effects
After robotripping at Sesame Place, me and Big Bird lit up an afterburner and watched the sunset melt in the sky 8-}-~
afterburner by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018

dutch afterburner

The fine and mouth watering art of farting in your loved ones mouth and then have them erotically blow it back into your face
This lasagne smells terrific sweetheart, it reminds me of our wedding night when you gave me a Dutch afterburner

redneck afterburner 

When forcefully and repeatedly thrust your penis into the tailpipe of an ex's car.
Garret: Hey man, did I tell you about that time that my ex cheated on me, so I gave her Honda Civic a Redneck Afterburner?!
Jack: Oh my god, that's hilarious, I did that to my ex after she gave me a windy tuna!

Garret: Oh dude, that's Savage!