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Aftab
A name usually given to the most handsome and charming human being on the planet. He is loving and caring but doesn't show it to the outside world.
Aftab by The dark assasino January 17, 2018
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Aftaj • aftab • aftaab • Aftan • Afraj • afajfqof • afajxcvzanfasldfsDAF • afta • AFTAB KHAN • Aftab Pure Evil
aytaj
It's a turkish and arabic name. She is always silent. She has an amazing personality and charm, elegancy. She's the definition of perfection. She's the girl that you would want to spend the rest of your live with.
hypotolerance aftaurofecesism
Hypo = Low
Tolerance = the ability to endure
Af = to or toward
Tauro = Bull
Feces = Shit
Ism = The condition of
The condition of low ability to endure bull shit.
This condition is believe to be contracted through repeated exposure to high levels of bullshit and is curable only by a bullshit free environment for a minimum of 6 weeks at which time some testing to determine if the patients high saturation of bullshit has decreased to a level tolerable to permit additional exposure to people who talk shit and start shit. Upon reentry into a bullshit environment the patient may need restrictions which require a hypotolerance aftaurofecesism survival kit consisting of the following items:
1. Ear plugs: to prevent the hearing of bullshit
2. Stun gun: in case a bullshitter is too loud to be blocked out by the ear plug protection use the stun gun to temporarily stun the bullshitter long enough to plac item number 3.
3. Roll of duct tape: place over the mouth of the bullshitter so they are rendered incapable of talking shit.
Tolerance = the ability to endure
Af = to or toward
Tauro = Bull
Feces = Shit
Ism = The condition of
The condition of low ability to endure bull shit.
This condition is believe to be contracted through repeated exposure to high levels of bullshit and is curable only by a bullshit free environment for a minimum of 6 weeks at which time some testing to determine if the patients high saturation of bullshit has decreased to a level tolerable to permit additional exposure to people who talk shit and start shit. Upon reentry into a bullshit environment the patient may need restrictions which require a hypotolerance aftaurofecesism survival kit consisting of the following items:
1. Ear plugs: to prevent the hearing of bullshit
2. Stun gun: in case a bullshitter is too loud to be blocked out by the ear plug protection use the stun gun to temporarily stun the bullshitter long enough to plac item number 3.
3. Roll of duct tape: place over the mouth of the bullshitter so they are rendered incapable of talking shit.
I was recently diagnosed with hypotolerance aftaurofecesism.
hypotolerance aftaurofecesism by Aimstaind January 18, 2010
Bone Afta Skeet
"And when we were done, I said, 'You still hungry? Cause we bout to Bone afta skeet, bitch.'"
"Ready for seconds? Or as the French say, 'Bone afta skeet, baby'."
"Ready for seconds? Or as the French say, 'Bone afta skeet, baby'."
Bone Afta Skeet by lordkarebear April 22, 2019
Bone Afta Beat
Rumored to be of french origin, Bone afta beat is when a male beats himself off to ejaculation but remains boned up, rigid and turgid and is ravenously hungry for yet another round or two.
Man bro I was home all day and it was bone afta beat. My balls are killing me. I busted at least three times.
The pizza arrived and my roommate started yelling Bon appetit but I was still rubbing one out so I hollered back bone afta beat bro!
The pizza arrived and my roommate started yelling Bon appetit but I was still rubbing one out so I hollered back bone afta beat bro!
Bone Afta Beat by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
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