Afghani pullout

When you are trying to pullout of your partner before ejaculating but you fuck it all up and some of your baby batter gets left behind.

I was fucking my girlfriend last night, I really messed up and gave her an Afghani pullout. I hope she doesn’t get pregnant.

by Kriss Long September 9, 2021

Afghani Pullout

When a man 'pulls out' during sex but leaves some behind.

She felt so good I couldn't help but do an Afghani pullout

by outlaww September 13, 2021

Afghan Pullout

(N) - During the act of coitus, when a man and a woman are having unprotected sex, the process by which the woman is convinced the man has pulled out through physical and verbal confirmation but he has actually still ejaculated inside the vagina.

Fuck I'm pregnant again, bastard did the Afghan Pullout, I knew he was shady.

by rubbular June 23, 2011

Afghan Pullout

A standing sex position where the penetrator, standing up straight, suspends the penetratee, who is leaned forward with their legs spread, by holding their arms behind them. As the penetrator reaches climax, he releases the arms of the penetratee, who then falls to the ground. The resulting blow to the head completely removes any intelligence assets the U.S. had in that region.

Ron: “Did you give Sally the business last Sunday or what?”

Stanley: “Oh yeah, I took Joe’s advice and gave her an Afghan Pullout. Really fucked her good!”

by sandy nick August 17, 2021

Afghani pull-out

When having sex with a stripper and you pull out, but the act still results in pregnancy

My buddy Hunter did an Afghani pull-out and now he is a baby daddy.

by Eurloch August 17, 2021

Afghan Pullout

When you pull out right in the middle of cumming, thus leaving some men behind while still making a big mess of everything. You could have pulled out earlier or committed and stayed in, but instead you pulled out in the worst possible way.

Did you hear about Kyle's Afghan Pullout? He tried for like 20 years to finish her, but then he gave up and immediately lost control. Now he has to power-wash his sheets, she has to take Plan B, and his international image has been irreparably tarnished.

by Mr. Penguin's Penguin October 13, 2021

The afghan pullout

While engaging in sexual intercourse, one partner pulls out way too early, leaving the other partner confused and alone.

She asked "what happened?". Nobody was there to answer because Joe gave her "the afghan pullout".

by Viking_Bryan November 3, 2021