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Affirbation

Positive self-talk. Taking care of your own emotional wellbeing with your words.
Affirbation is a healthy way to start off your day.
by RufusRedbud May 25, 2024
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Afterbation

The relieving and somewhat depressing piss you take right after masturbating or having sex.
Afterbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It is part of every man's life.
by KushKing December 24, 2010
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Affixation Remorse

The feeling that you wasted an awesome sticker that you probably should have used elsewhere. Often the result of sticker paralysis, and similar to Tattoo Remorse
Dude 1: "why so glum?"
Dude 2: "Affixation remorse"
Dude 1: "What?"
Dude 2: I stuck that sweet vintage Apple sticker on my old PS2 Guitar Hero Guitar. I never even play that game any more. I should have put it on the rear window of my truck"
Dude 1: "what a waste"
by grimfish March 5, 2009
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cyber-affirmation

noun or verb

The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)

See also: cyber-vanity
Dan is totally into cyber-affirmation. He updates his facebook status ten times a day. As if we really want to read a play-by-play of his laundry chore.
by gtbarry May 5, 2009
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affirmations

n.

Statements an individual repeats in order to change their perception or beliefs, usually about their self.
In the old SNL sketch, "Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley", he would look in the mirror and say, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
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Afterbation Disgust

The almost immediate disgust after masturbating, with yourself and the dirty porn you were watching.
i was watching a dude shit on this fat chicks face and it was awesome, until i came, then i was filled with an overwhelming amount of Afterbation Disgust
by Derkmafukka December 8, 2010
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cuckold affirmation

An event held by a woman who practices cuckoldry. This event is generally composed of a cuckold affirmation ceremony which has vows and rings or jewelry exchange. Typically there is some type of after-party and then a "Cuckymoon"
Betty has been cuckolding her husband Ken for several years. She loves her husband but find him to be sexually inadequate or boring. Betty has a boyfriend Tom and decides that she wants to make her status as a cuckoldress "official".

Betty decides she wants to hold her own cuckold affirmation. She and her husband plan out the event, invite some of their friends who know about their special marriage.

On the special day they hold a ceremony in their home. At the cermeony Betty asserts her rights as a cuckolding or hot-wife. During the vows Betty affirms her sexual rights and freedoms while Ken pledges his support for his wife's sexual freedom while he must remain faithful to her. Betty's boyfriend Tom promises to provide Betty with the sexual pleasure and satisfation that her cuckold husband cannot.
There is then a party afterward. That evening Betty and Tom go on their Cuckymoon.
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