affented

when your best mate abuses you for calling you small :(

my bestmate: mate your small

me: i’m affented

affented by your pseudoscience June 20, 2019

affected 

(verb) The feeling you get from smoking pot a.k.a. marijuana to police and grandparents. To get affected. To be affected. To wish I was affected. OK, now I have to go get affected.

I got so affected last night that I had some serious blind-screamin' munchies later.

affected by The Vanilla Godzilla December 29, 2017

affended 

a new meme which defines another way of saying offended.

no one believes me, i'm affended

bro, the gc trolling us all the time im affended

affended by affendedaf March 17, 2017

Affenced

When you are hurt by someone's mean words

I am affenced

Affenced by This will work June 19, 2017

affected 

Being blazed or under the influence of a substance. Most popularly weed.

After taking four hits of the j, Alex said to Jesse, "bruhh I'm definitely affected".

affected by sandbags92 December 2, 2015

Affected 

Someone who looks haggered from a life time of drugs

"What's up with angela?!"
"Ah mate she found a dealer who does 2 for 50"
"Oh right yeah thought she was looking #affected"

Affected by CherryBakewell July 13, 2019

Affended 

Affirmation + offended. When your negative beliefs of your future become reality and it shatters your ego, you're affended

I was expecting them to reject my job application, but now that it's actually happened, I am so affended. FML

Affended by Afinted September 23, 2022