affented

when your best mate abuses you for calling you small :(

my bestmate: mate your small

me: i’m affented

by your pseudoscience June 20, 2019

affected

(verb) The feeling you get from smoking pot a.k.a. marijuana to police and grandparents. To get affected. To be affected. To wish I was affected. OK, now I have to go get affected.

I got so affected last night that I had some serious blind-screamin' munchies later.

by The Vanilla Godzilla December 29, 2017

affended

a new meme which defines another way of saying offended.

no one believes me, i'm affended

bro, the gc trolling us all the time im affended

by affendedaf March 17, 2017

Affenced

When you are hurt by someone's mean words

I am affenced

by This will work June 19, 2017

affected

Being blazed or under the influence of a substance. Most popularly weed.

After taking four hits of the j, Alex said to Jesse, "bruhh I'm definitely affected".

by sandbags92 December 2, 2015

Affected

Someone who looks haggered from a life time of drugs

"What's up with angela?!"
"Ah mate she found a dealer who does 2 for 50"
"Oh right yeah thought she was looking #affected"

by CherryBakewell July 13, 2019

Affected

To be affected is to be an absolute fucking sped on warzone and in real life.
An affected person tends to also be a special ed recipient and they do not have rizz of any kind.

Romeo: Guys! There are people shooting at me!

Abdullah: Shoot back! Are you fucking affected?

by ThatGuyWithAGodSizedDick November 25, 2022