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A nerd who suddenly grows exceedingly pretentious and acts like he's extremely cool, dispite the fact that everyone laughs at him and takes advantage of him. Much like a tool, or a poser. Takes hiself way too seriously, and whenever made fun of gets really defensive. Tries to drink and "hang" with the other "dudes," giving them the "pound explode," and wearing gym pants from the eighties. Tries to use "cool lingo" at every occaision with laughable effect.
That Aepoth thinks the 80s are the definition of cool.
Aepoth by LIPride October 15, 2006
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apothisexual 

Apothisexual is someone who identifies as asexual and is sex repulsed
•Furthermore apothisexuality comes from the Greek “apothisan” meaning repulsed. Just another word for “sex-repulsed asexual” because that can be a mouthful.
-Hey bro! I was wondering do you know what's the difference between an Asexual and an Apothisexual?

-Apothiseaxuals just find sex more unappealing and disgusting than Asexual do and that's all I know sorry. So what have you been up to man?
apothisexual by TheValkyrieQueen August 31, 2015

Apotheosis 

1. The elevation or exaltation of a person to the rank of a god.

2. The ideal example; epitome; quintessence.

Stephen King's novel The Dark Tower first book, The Gunslinger 's second sentence was "The desert was the apotheosis of all deserts."
1: Hey man, were you at the concert last night? They gave Jesse McCartney an apotheosis.

2: This culpa is the apotheosis of all sins.
Apotheosis by Cupreous July 22, 2009
A-puh-thum

Math (Original): Line segement from the middle of a pollygon to its side.

Slang: Used interchangably as "Awesome" due to simmilar sounds
"Gui, you're crazy apothem"
apothem by Willl July 16, 2006

sidewalk apothecary 

n. Another name for a street pharmacist.
"My sidewalk apothecary provides me with the best Magical Mr. Mistoffelees this metropolis has got to offer."
'Apoth' is what Northern Englanders call loved ones who do something silly or idiotic.
'ere Ivy, don't you think that Stonlay is a daft apoth? He is such a cloth ear bless 'im. Last night I went up t'road fur a pint o' lager and told 'im to go fetch us a bag 'o chips an mushy peas and the blighter done summitright daft and got me a steak an' pud and it weren't no Betty's pie neither mind, it were that crusty Iceland rubbish those townies scoff on their tods.
apoth by Dead Nancy June 4, 2004

psychosis apotheosis 

A term referring to the highest level of craziness recently shown by the 45th POTUS.
We may have started to witness the true psychosis apotheosis as his extraordinary untruths continue to unfold and multiply.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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