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aktard
A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on an auto racing forum who spends five days ranting online about tiresome minutiae for every two days spent racing.
"Aktards only serve to drive people away from the forums."
"After a short time, people will get tired of aktarded behavior and they'll just want the aktard to go away."
"After a short time, people will get tired of aktarded behavior and they'll just want the aktard to go away."
aktard by Club Racer December 7, 2006
aktard
A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on a well-know automobile club racing forum who spends five days complaining about tiresome minutiae for every two days racing.
aktard by Club Racer December 7, 2006
Aekasitt
Known as Sitt, it is an alpha male thai/indian species known physically for its size.
It can easily be identified in a radius of one mile with its bright white cloth on top of its head.
Can be seen in the coffee shop, it roams around with his wingman looking for a (female) mate altough its success rate is 1/934856 (see Yousef Masud).
It has a tendency to like everyone making it the most humble mammal on earth.
It can easily be identified in a radius of one mile with its bright white cloth on top of its head.
Can be seen in the coffee shop, it roams around with his wingman looking for a (female) mate altough its success rate is 1/934856 (see Yousef Masud).
It has a tendency to like everyone making it the most humble mammal on earth.
Aekasitt: Hi. I'm Aekasitt. You are beautiful. You pop, sparkle and buzz electric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will never forget.
Yousef: HAHAHHA I LIKE!
Pokemon trainer: I don't like.
Yousef: HAHAHHA I LIKE!
Pokemon trainer: I don't like.
Aekasitt by HKUSTFREAKKKK December 1, 2010
Aeta
The Aeta (pronounced as “eye-ta,”), or Agta are an indigenous people who live in scattered, isolated mountainous parts of Luzon. They are considered to be Negritos, who are dark to very dark brown skinned and tend to have features such as a small stature, small frame, curly hair, small nose, and dark brown eyes. Genetic research shows that the Aeta are as far removed from peoples of African ancestry as Europeans are. They are thought to be the first inhabitants of the Philippines, preceding the Austronesian migrations
Aeta by joe Nathan December 24, 2008
awktastic
Something that's so awkward it puts everyone else to shame; a combination of the words "awkward" and "fantastic."
awktastic by Joseph Frederick December 12, 2006
Aentai
Aentai by definitely_not_ruby January 30, 2022
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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