AFKTAD

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Acronym standing for "Away From Keyboard, Taking A Dump". Is usually used online, when playing with friends where just "AFK (Away From Keyboard)" does not do justice for the open relationship you have with your "Bros". Not exclusive to "Keyboard Gamers", ie. Controller/Console players will use this term also.

Joe Biden: Will uhh, ummmm, uhhhh is the Mac-10 getting nerf'd or is ummmmm, uhhg if ughhh anyways... can we start this game?

Ben Shapiro : We're waiting on Kaitlyn Jenner, He/She/It is AFKTAD...

AFKTAD by Masta Chodea May 6, 2021

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AFKTAD

Joe Biden: Will uhh, ummmm, uhhhh is the Mac-10 getting nerf'd or is ummmmm, uhhg if ughhh anyways... can we start this game?

Ben Shapiro : We're waiting on Kaitlyn Jenner, He/She/It is AFKTAD...

AFKTAD by Masta Chodea May 6, 2021

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

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