Advent calendar
A calendar used to countdown to Christmas Day. Each day you will get a small gift (chocolate, pocket money, etc.)
Advent calendar by RoseCandyFloss December 3, 2014
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Advent Calendar
If you are an advent calendar it means you are something different everyday, sometimes you might be sweet, sometimes you might be savory.
Advent Calendar by F******Piggy December 3, 2020
Advent Calendar
A special calendar used to count down the days to Christmas, starting on December 1st and ending on December 24th.
Siena Raponi is just like an advent calendar. Every day you’re around her you’ll find something you love more.
Advent Calendar by joecrenshaw November 28, 2025
opening the advent calendar
opening the advent calendar by peepee poopoo shoe December 2, 2019
Tinder Advent Calendar
Swiping psychotically through Tinder after dinner each night of the holidays to kill time and ensure matches.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.
Tinder Advent Calendar by daltonjfk December 17, 2020
Chanel advent calendar
For $825 it's as bad is coal. Not something you want on your Christmas wishlist unless you are looking for a pack of stickers or a wax seal on a string!
Chanel advent calendar by zomclo December 15, 2021
Alaskan Advent Calendar
The act of jizzing in one hole of an advent calendar every day until there are no more left. Then you freeze it overnight and then eat the chocolates. When you have all of chocolates in your mouth, you have oral sex with your bitch and then shoot her with a massive load of cum, and when she is knocked out from the cum, you throwing her out the window onto a freeway.
Alaskan Advent Calendar by 6117 March 11, 2025