The statue of dirty clothes that develops on the chair or floor in a bedroom.
Stained by red wine and the sands of time. Thought by experts to be a sacrifice to Tide Pods.
Stained by red wine and the sands of time. Thought by experts to be a sacrifice to Tide Pods.
When entering Victor's room, please be sure to step around the six-foot Tide Shrine making its way from his closet to his chaise longue.
by daltonjfk December 19, 2019
by daltonjfk August 30, 2019
The act of hiding one’s dirty dishes under their roommate’s dirty dishes in the sink.
Gives the impression that the Mess Chess player has not contributed to the rising pile and allows him to pin the blame on his unsuspecting roommate. Expert-level players will make sure to eat the same thing their roommate last ate in order to hoodwink and bamboozle him into thinking the dishes are all his.
Gives the impression that the Mess Chess player has not contributed to the rising pile and allows him to pin the blame on his unsuspecting roommate. Expert-level players will make sure to eat the same thing their roommate last ate in order to hoodwink and bamboozle him into thinking the dishes are all his.
“Louie will never realise those extra plates I stashed under the pan he left in the sink are mine. I’ve checkmated him in Mess Chess.”
by daltonjfk September 08, 2019
Private parts belonging to your friend who will hook up with anyone.
Like public parks, but remain open at night time.
Like public parks, but remain open at night time.
Grace: "Girls, I must admit that after the Kappa party I may have stayed over in Thad's room."
Brianna: "You got up on that manslut's public parts??"
Brianna: "You got up on that manslut's public parts??"
by daltonjfk December 19, 2019
Gair: "Bruh you usually look faded by this time on a Friday, what's up?"
Mikel: "Man I thought this was gonna be a sober thing so I didn't bring my herbs, now I'm looking back wishing I had come prepared."
Gair: "Damn that's why your eyes look so clear - your hindsight is 420."
Mikel: "Man I thought this was gonna be a sober thing so I didn't bring my herbs, now I'm looking back wishing I had come prepared."
Gair: "Damn that's why your eyes look so clear - your hindsight is 420."
by daltonjfk December 17, 2019
An acquaintance whom one is always delighted to see, but with whom the relationship never seems to progress beyond gregarious greetings and enthusiastic dapping and hugging.
Occurs frequently at parties. Two bruhquaintances may greet one another with grins and a loud “BRUHHH” but the conversation rarely goes anywhere.
Occurs frequently at parties. Two bruhquaintances may greet one another with grins and a loud “BRUHHH” but the conversation rarely goes anywhere.
“Ty and I always dap up mad when we see each other. He seems like a chiller but we never really talk about anything. He’s my bruhquaintance.”
by daltonjfk September 10, 2019
an individual of such immeasurable stature that he may be mistaken for a terrestrial rock formation. Attracts enthusiasts but should be attempted only by trained professionals.
Liam: “Whoa dude, there’s a pair of legs over there at the bar all by themselves!”
Wolfrick: “Nah bro, lean your head back and you’ll see it’s really a Count Everest”
Wolfrick: “Nah bro, lean your head back and you’ll see it’s really a Count Everest”
by daltonjfk August 30, 2019