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adultnapped 

When an adult gets "kidnapped".

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Jameson's wife was out gardening and was taken by 2 men. Jameson went to the police station to report it and told the cop my wife was adultnapped.

Adulting 

Adulting (v): to carry out one or more of the duties and responsibilities expected of fully developed individuals (paying off that credit card debt, settling beef without blasting social media, etc). Exclusively used by those who adult less than 50% of the time.
I was going to buy a sack of Blue Dream but I finally got my oil changed instead. Adulting!
Adulting by starcraft420 June 12, 2016

Adultism 

Prejudice based on age, especially against young people.
The 13-year old spat in the face of the power-monger teacher and called her an adultist.
Adultism by Thylacine August 9, 2005

adultnap 

Similar to kidnap, it is the abduction of adults.
"I totally adultnapped my boss the other day, trying to get him to raise my wages."
adultnap by boltfyre March 17, 2008

Adulting 

Post adolescence when the light in your eyes fade away and dies.
Adulting sucks.

Adulting 

Being a responsible adult. Used by immature 20-somethings who are proud of themselves for paying a bill.
So tired from adulting! I went to my 8-5 job today! Look at me!
Adulting by bartimeas December 27, 2015