adultnap

Similar to kidnap, it is the abduction of adults.

"I totally adultnapped my boss the other day, trying to get him to raise my wages."

by boltfyre March 17, 2008

adultnapped

When an adult gets "kidnapped".

@One_ofme

Jameson's wife was out gardening and was taken by 2 men. Jameson went to the police station to report it and told the cop my wife was adultnapped.

by @pass_on_themix June 8, 2016

adultnapped

adultnapped is when a adult gets “kidnapped”, but because they ain’t kids it’s not called adultnapped

my mother just got adultnapped not kidnapped

by i’m a walking dictionary January 4, 2022

adult nap

The delicious pleasure and contentment derived from two adults fucking happily like rabbits, then drifting off to sleep, then waking when one of them is fondling the other mischievously and sex recommences.

Vix and I meant to go to the movies on Saturday, but we got lost in our adult nap. I guess we'll wait for Netflix.

by Trollcave August 21, 2013

Adultaphilian

Someone who is dating someone who is an adult and they are a teen and knows that their BF/GF is cheating on them but refuses to leave them.

These people usually don't know what they have had until its gone. and when its finally realized they are dating either the dick of the nation or the whore of the generation.

Kyle: Hey did you hear that lizzy is dating that asshole Dakota again?

Mark: Dude really?!?! AGAIN!?!?!

Kyle:yeah and the worst part is hes dating like 5 girls at once and she knows and just ignores it!?!?

Mark: She needs to get help shes becoming a total adultaphilian.

by Vrictusxan7642 May 23, 2011

adultaphile

the teenagers who stalk and love older men...
can end up "seducing" him

The adultaphile girl pranced up to the middle aged man and "teased" him until he could handle it no longer. They go to finish their buisness.

by <<CRAZY person>> April 20, 2009

adult nap

the act of falling asleep while giving someone a hand job

or

another way of referring to sexual intercourse

"Yesterday after lunch I took an adult nap with my girlfriend and made it halfway to 3rd base."

or

"Honey, let's go take an adult nap before I pick the kids up from school."

by Lazy Meat March 17, 2010