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Jameson's wife was out gardening and was taken by 2 men. Jameson went to the police station to report it and told the cop my wife was adultnapped.
adultnapped by @pass_on_themix June 8, 2016
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adultnapped
adultnapped is when a adult gets “kidnapped”, but because they ain’t kids it’s not called adultnapped
adultnapped by i’m a walking dictionary January 4, 2022
adult nap
The delicious pleasure and contentment derived from two adults fucking happily like rabbits, then drifting off to sleep, then waking when one of them is fondling the other mischievously and sex recommences.
Adultaphilian
Someone who is dating someone who is an adult and they are a teen and knows that their BF/GF is cheating on them but refuses to leave them.
These people usually don't know what they have had until its gone. and when its finally realized they are dating either the dick of the nation or the whore of the generation.
These people usually don't know what they have had until its gone. and when its finally realized they are dating either the dick of the nation or the whore of the generation.
Kyle: Hey did you hear that lizzy is dating that asshole Dakota again?
Mark: Dude really?!?! AGAIN!?!?!
Kyle:yeah and the worst part is hes dating like 5 girls at once and she knows and just ignores it!?!?
Mark: She needs to get help shes becoming a total adultaphilian.
Mark: Dude really?!?! AGAIN!?!?!
Kyle:yeah and the worst part is hes dating like 5 girls at once and she knows and just ignores it!?!?
Mark: She needs to get help shes becoming a total adultaphilian.
Adultaphilian by Vrictusxan7642 May 23, 2011
adultaphile
The adultaphile girl pranced up to the middle aged man and "teased" him until he could handle it no longer. They go to finish their buisness.
adultaphile by <<CRAZY person>> April 20, 2009
adult nap
the act of falling asleep while giving someone a hand job
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another way of referring to sexual intercourse
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another way of referring to sexual intercourse
"Yesterday after lunch I took an adult nap with my girlfriend and made it halfway to 3rd base."
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"Honey, let's go take an adult nap before I pick the kids up from school."
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"Honey, let's go take an adult nap before I pick the kids up from school."