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adultnapped
Jameson's wife was out gardening and was taken by 2 men. Jameson went to the police station to report it and told the cop my wife was adultnapped.
adultnapped by @pass_on_themix June 8, 2016
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adultnapped
adultnapped is when a adult gets “kidnapped”, but because they ain’t kids it’s not called adultnapped
adultnapped by i’m a walking dictionary January 4, 2022
adult nap
The delicious pleasure and contentment derived from two adults fucking happily like rabbits, then drifting off to sleep, then waking when one of them is fondling the other mischievously and sex recommences.
Adultaphilian
Someone who is dating someone who is an adult and they are a teen and knows that their BF/GF is cheating on them but refuses to leave them.
These people usually don't know what they have had until its gone. and when its finally realized they are dating either the dick of the nation or the whore of the generation.
These people usually don't know what they have had until its gone. and when its finally realized they are dating either the dick of the nation or the whore of the generation.
Kyle: Hey did you hear that lizzy is dating that asshole Dakota again?
Mark: Dude really?!?! AGAIN!?!?!
Kyle:yeah and the worst part is hes dating like 5 girls at once and she knows and just ignores it!?!?
Mark: She needs to get help shes becoming a total adultaphilian.
Mark: Dude really?!?! AGAIN!?!?!
Kyle:yeah and the worst part is hes dating like 5 girls at once and she knows and just ignores it!?!?
Mark: She needs to get help shes becoming a total adultaphilian.
Adultaphilian by Vrictusxan7642 May 23, 2011
adultaphile
The adultaphile girl pranced up to the middle aged man and "teased" him until he could handle it no longer. They go to finish their buisness.
adultaphile by <<CRAZY person>> April 20, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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