ABDL2023's definitions

girf

Sitting on and flattening a large warm pile of thick mushy poop in a diaper

He girfed before I changed him.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

sewer treking

Exploring urban storm drainage tunnels, pipes, and other bodies of storm runoff

Richie and I are going sewer treking tonight. Do you want to join us?

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Tip Gobbler

Any tight space that makes a blind person lose a cane tip. Examples are street drains, grated manhole covers, chainlink fences, etc.

I'm giving you a heads up about the frequent tip gobblers you will come across in this area; be careful as not to lose a cane tip.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Ooha

The sound one makes when slugged in the balls really hard. The sound comes as the result of all of the air being forced from the victim's lungs and his mouth flying open. The resulting sound is: "Ooh-ha!"

Tony ran directly into a fire hidrant, and he said "Ooha!" when the thing nailed him directly in his manhood.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

hydropunch

The intense blow created by a pistol shrimp's claw. A 60-MPH burst of water is generated, and thus, the shrimp's prey is stunned or even killed by the blast, which is said to create brief temperatures as hot as the sun due to the intensity of the pressure induced on the water from the squeezing action of the claw.

A hydropunch can kill you easily.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Adgitators

Redneck slang (add your potatoes)

Wait 'til the water starts a-boilin' before ya adgitators and hamburger.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

mandate

Redneck slang (date with a man)

Mama, I'd love to eat dinner witcha all tonight, but my mandate's a-comin' to pick me up.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023