Addicktist

Addicted to the dick

Im on the 12 step program becuz Johnny put it on me n made me an Addicktist

by Dr.Addicktist6969 January 15, 2026

addicktion

a state in which someone can't function without a penis penetrating some place in their body.

"dude, did you see jenna?"
"yea mann, after she broke up with peter, she's got like the shakes and had a seizure this morning!"
"that's addicktion, crazyass stuff."

by Keather January 30, 2009

addicktion

Refers to an unhealthy/unnatural dependency on certain substances/behaviors which causes you to act like a total dick to everyone around you.

Tronald Dump was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and has never learned to respect others; he seems totally obsessed with being as arrogant and obnoxious as possible. I’d say he has a major addicktion!

by QuacksO September 7, 2018

Addictitize

When you use something over the average time.

“I was addictitize by funny men doing their makeup on TikTok”

by Reese Brooklyn May 15, 2024

addicktion

Feeling an overwhelming need to either access a guy's love-pipe or be obnoxious.

If you can't be civil to a male human unless he drops his pants for you, I'd say you have a major addicktion.

by QuacksO November 2, 2024