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addicktion 

a state in which someone can't function without a penis penetrating some place in their body.
"dude, did you see jenna?"
"yea mann, after she broke up with peter, she's got like the shakes and had a seizure this morning!"
"that's addicktion, crazyass stuff."
addicktion by Keather January 30, 2009
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addicktion 

Refers to an unhealthy/unnatural dependency on certain substances/behaviors which causes you to act like a total dick to everyone around you.
Tronald Dump was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and has never learned to respect others; he seems totally obsessed with being as arrogant and obnoxious as possible. I’d say he has a major addicktion!
addicktion by QuacksO September 7, 2018

Addictitize 

When you use something over the average time.
ā€œI was addictitize by funny men doing their makeup on TikTokā€

addicktion 

Feeling an overwhelming need to either access a guy's love-pipe or be obnoxious.
If you can't be civil to a male human unless he drops his pants for you, I'd say you have a major addicktion.
addicktion by QuacksO November 2, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026