Acrabat 

How non-sentient people spell acrobat.

I’ve been an acrabat for as long as I could remember

Acrabat by BobbyPeen May 25, 2021

Acrabat 

How non-sentient people spell acrobat

I’ve been an acrabat for as long as I could remember.

Acrabat by anonymous May 25, 2021

agrabating

The act of masturbating while mad

Diego broke up with me and went with Hugo so I started agrabating.

- The Asian

agrabating by Glock35 May 19, 2015

Verbal acrobat 

A person that knows how to use a language very well and has an eye for coming up with his own words. Usually a person that is fun and talkative and WITTY.
Fluent, smoot and articulate. Practising verbal acrobatics needs a good general knowledge so that one can be very tricky and witty.

"Damn I almost peed in my pants, CJ is so good with words - he's a verbal acrobat!"

Verbal acrobat by Tonyarocks December 1, 2009

Jew Acrobatics 

Using legal trickery and technicalities to weasel one's way out of paying a bill or debt. Alternately using trickery and technicalities to make one pay a debt or bill despite their having good reason not to.

All it took was one hair within 3 yards of the soup and some Jew Acrobatics to avoid our restaurant bill.

Jew Acrobatics by Shylock the Younger, Jew September 27, 2009

mental acrobatics 

the act of resisting logic and reason, otherwise known as mental gymnastics.

John is performing an amazing feat of mental acrobatics by accepting that the world is flat.

mental acrobatics by Ria_Dara July 21, 2019

Vehicle Acrobatics 

The act of partaking in a Halo multiplayer session with the sole intent of performing stunts involving the Warthog, Ghost, or Scorpion Tank.

Dude, we tried to get a wicked 4-Xbox Slayer going on, but Jimmy hopped into a Ghost and it turned into vehicle acrobatics.

Vehicle Acrobatics by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004