Ackland

A person with a major lack of petrol money.

Ackland: Jamesss set us a bacon cheese, don't be stinge.

or

Set us some petrol money.

or

*puff* *puff* *puff* we started yet?

Ackland by charlie rumble January 13, 2010

bishop ackland 

Slags everywhere and up west they is a slag called siena lucia

Siena lucia is the biggest slag about in bishop ackland and west ackland

bishop ackland by anonymous May 8, 2023

bishop Auckland

the town bishop that is usually referred to as 'bishop vegas', the chaviest place in England. you will find many children from ages 10+ drinking, smoking and doing drugs. they get this by going down south church n getting Ray or den in the shop getting bottles of cheap wine and cactus jack. most kids have shagged by 11 and probs pregnant by 15. children go down clay banks or king James river to drink and shagg behind bushes. the best thing on a Friday Saturday is the police chases down the Main Street jumping over fences and bushes to get away, starting fires and getting arrested at 10. getting kicked out of school for hitting the teachers or getting in fights with ya mates for fuck all. can't go with a decent lad without them wanting a sucky or to finger ye, without them texting other lasses behind ye back and saving their name as yours so you think its just you on their texts. getting messed about is the highlight of living in bishops, I LOVE IT!

lets go to bishop Auckland ,ect

bishop Auckland by downthetooooon June 2, 2018

Acland's bean

a slang term used when one is feeling very excited. Is synonymous with arousal.

i'm as keen as Acland's bean, yeah yeah

Acland's bean by Scarfie C September 2, 2010

Auckland, New Zealand

An extremely over-priced city where you must be patient, be prepared to pay shite-loads of rent , be prepared to get stuck in traffic. Full of immigrants, commonly; Fijian, Indian, Chinese, Pacific Islander are the main ethnic groups here. Employers here would rather hire foreign skilled workers who struggle with english for cheaper labour rates rather than pay a few dollars more per hour for local tradesman etc... with great english skills. Auckland is pretty much a smaller version of Sydney, Australia. Has some pretty spots and good to visit, will stress you the hell out living and working here.

Person from elsewhere in New Zealand "Hey mate, I lost my job, you think I should move up to Auckland ?"
Aucklander " Yeah sure, if you're willing to live off canned spaghetti and instant noodles in order to make the weekly rent bill"

Auckland, New Zealand

Auckland, New Zealand by buttockgrabber February 18, 2015

West auckland 

West auckland is a shithole. Overfilled with dodgy youth gangs and bums who smoke crack and synthetics at trainstations and will not hesitate to attack you for wearing the wrong colour. Although there are a few nice areas, there's some to avoid, the ones you should avoid are :ranui, avondale, Henderson, and newlynn. In those areas you will most probably have a interaction with a crack head who will defiantly ask you for a dollar or a cigarette

Oi g I'm going up to west auckland to see the bro.
Fuck g stay out of avondale, I got gankd for my shoes there

West auckland by King of auckland April 21, 2019

Bishop Auckland

To call this place a shithole is an understatement, smackheads and chavs are around every corner looking for their giro they dropped a week ago. Most roadmen that live here are wannabe gangsters that go around in north face jackets and berghaus fleeces amen ballys thinking that they’re from south London.

“Hew mate ever heard of Bishop Auckland”
“Aye bish Vegas, heard it’s a right shithole”

Bishop Auckland by BigSolidMushFromBishVegas November 22, 2019